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Rsvrider · 25 May 2012, 12:56 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Interesting article too:
http://articles.cnn.com/2002-10-03/t...nse?_s=PM:TECH

FeelingTheBlues · 25 May 2012, 01:05 PM

Well it is a classic.

joelbailey · 25 May 2012, 01:43 PM

I have to remember that one the next time I am hunting with my friends.

swatty · 26 May 2012, 06:46 PM

Art 1 · 27 May 2012, 01:20 AM

77T · 28 May 2012, 03:05 AM

TSW · 3 June 2012, 05:47 PM

:))

TSW · 3 June 2012, 05:47 PM

:))

mitchy · 5 June 2012, 09:43 PM

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