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12 June 2012, 06:01 AM | #1 |
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Charles had a nightmare...
Little eight years old Charles has a nightmare one night and wakes up in his very dark room. Quite scared, he decides to to in his mother's room hoping she'll let him sleep with her. To his horror, when he opens her bedroom's door he sees her standing naked in front of the mirror, she's rubbing her breasts and keep saying "I want a man...I want a man...". Quite shocked, little Charles decided to go back to his room.
The following night, he wakes up again and decides to gives his mother's bedroom another chance hoping she's asleep and will let him sleep with her. When he opens the door he is even more shocked to notice she's in her bed getting some action with a man. Charles closes the door, runs back to his bedroom, gets completely naked, stands in front of his mirror, rubs his chest and starts saying "I want an Xbox...I want an Xbox..."!
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15 June 2012, 12:10 AM | #2 |
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that's a little creepy, carl.
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15 June 2012, 06:21 PM | #3 |
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At least you could have said "I want a Rolex , I want a Rolex".
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16 June 2012, 03:02 PM | #5 |
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Ummm...yeah...good thing she rubbed higher
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