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leemozoid · 16 October 2012, 10:55 AM

1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.

2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible... I'd say "Get well soon "...but I know it's incurable.

3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire.... I found your cat... Sorry!

4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.

7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.

8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed...That Polish hard drive.

9. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry

10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife."

FeelingTheBlues · 16 October 2012, 12:13 PM

That's too bad, I'm sure they would sell a lot...

malarky_hk · 16 October 2012, 11:32 PM

I like 'em. They're like little nuggets of gold, baby!

mjclark32 · 16 October 2012, 11:47 PM

Hahaha

Art 1 · 17 October 2012, 09:01 AM

brkanand · 17 October 2012, 09:06 AM

Haha!

TSW · 17 October 2012, 02:32 PM

:)

Glenn422 · 19 October 2012, 03:59 AM

I like the last one no.10

77T · 21 October 2012, 11:28 PM

eric23 · 22 October 2012, 02:31 AM

16 October 2012, 10:55 AM	#1
leemozoid Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sooner country! Watch: TT F 16613 bluesy Posts: 127	Greeting cards unsuccessfully marketed by hallmark 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible... I'd say "Get well soon "...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire.... I found your cat... Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. 7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... Don't fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me. 8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn't have installed...That Polish hard drive. 9. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry 10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss's wife."

16 October 2012, 12:13 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	That's too bad, I'm sure they would sell a lot... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

16 October 2012, 11:47 PM	#4
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahaha __________________

17 October 2012, 02:32 PM	#7
TSW "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: TSW Location: Le Brassus Watch: Rolex & AP's Posts: 27,449	:) __________________ AP Owners Club IG @swiss.watch.connection

21 October 2012, 11:28 PM	#9
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16 October 2012, 11:32 PM	#3
malarky_hk "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: ... Watch: Rolex Posts: 4,466	I like 'em. They're like little nuggets of gold, baby!

17 October 2012, 09:01 AM	#5
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17 October 2012, 09:06 AM	#6
brkanand 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: DrK Location: India Watch: 4=YMDaytonaGMTHulk Posts: 7,052	Haha!

19 October 2012, 03:59 AM	#8
Glenn422 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: TRF Posts: 721	I like the last one no.10

22 October 2012, 02:31 AM	#10
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