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18 October 2012, 07:02 PM
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A few Quickies.
A cow is standing in a field next to another cow. It turns to it and says "Aren't you afraid of catching that Mad Cow Disease that makes you go insane?"
The other cow looks back with disbelieve and says "WTF are you talking about, I'm a chicken." A little girl asks her mother, "Mommy, where did I come from?" Her mother replied, "A stork." The little girl said, "Mommy, who shagg#d the stork?" First boy: My dad's a lawyer second boy: Honest? First: No, just a normal one. Two sausages are in a pan. One says "God damn, it's hot in here.." The other one says, "Holy shite! A talking sausage.."
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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18 October 2012, 08:10 PM
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 some good ones! But I don't really get the first one 
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19 October 2012, 12:08 AM
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Good ones Peter! 
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19 October 2012, 03:55 AM
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Ahh got it! Thanks!
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19 October 2012, 04:58 AM
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:))
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19 October 2012, 09:35 PM
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Haha!
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20 October 2012, 05:48 AM
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20 October 2012, 05:50 AM
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Hahaha
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21 October 2012, 11:12 PM
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21 October 2012, 11:14 PM
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ha ha!
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21 October 2012, 11:15 PM
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21 October 2012, 11:23 PM
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Thanks for the chuckles
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22 October 2012, 02:42 AM
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