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JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 02:47 AM

The night was dark and still!!

I was rudely awoken by a couple of loud thumps eminating from my dresser drawer. I whipped back the sheets and sprung out of bed fearing the worst....Zemina was still fast asleep.....so I cautiously approached the drawer and opened it very slowly.

The sight that lay before my eyes was unbelievable. There was Expy crouched in one corner with Lady YM clinging on to him for dear life....while Bluesy and Greenie were having a go at each other - hell bent for leather.

In between spinning bezels, flashing clasps and the heavy clang of 904L steel, I could pick up snippets of brutal conversation...."Stay away from Lady YM, ya bastid," I could hear Bluesy screaming.

"Go screw yourself, Blue-face!!" retorted Greenie....."now she's all mine!!"

"Go wash that green slime offa your mug, ya tosser," Bluesy blurted out.

At this stage, somehow, I felt I had to intervene before these two bashed themselves so much they'd both qualify for RSC status!!

I tried to step in, but Greenie would have none of me. He came at me with all the fury and gall his 136 grams could muster up and caught me a glancing blow with his sharp clasp across my forehead. "Ouch, that hurt, ya bugger!!"

Ole' faithful, Bluesy, tried to come to my rescue; but, inspite of an extra 13 gram weight advantage, was no match for Greenie's strength and temper. Greenie was all pumped up, guys. His main spring must have been in overdrive as he turned away from me and gave Bluesy one solid "kick" on his crystal knocking him flat back on his caseback.

Meanwhile, I could see Lady YM cuddled up real close to Expy who was taking advantage of the situation and squeezing the living daylights out of her crown and bezel......he also had his clasp nicely snuggled up against her caseback!!!

Enough was enough, I thought!! I managed to pull those two idiots apart and trap them into their respective boxes. Off to the RSC they both go first thing in the morning...with cracked crystals, scratched bracelets and warped bezels.

Summary:

Greenie is one tough mother!!

Bluesy is not as tough as he looks!!

Expy is one smart cookie - he's warmly shacked up with Lady YM while those two tossers are still licking their wounds.

NUTS!!

Have a great day, guys!!

jasonbellevue · 17 November 2007, 02:48 AM

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonbellevue

Do your watches fight, Jason?

jasonbellevue · 17 November 2007, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Do your watches fight, Jason?

Sometimes they do, only when they don't get equal wrist time.

JJ, my friend, you need to go out and get some sun.

You know what, i'm going to do the same here...

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonbellevue

Sometimes they do, when they don't get equal wrist time.

JJ, my friend, you need to go out and get some sun.

You know what, i'm going to do the same here...

It's Saturday morning here in Auckland.....and a glorious Spring day it is out there!!

It's barely 6:35 am right now, but I'll be off soon!!!

Rockrolex · 17 November 2007, 03:35 AM

You are a sick old man, my friend. Funny but sick.

morgman · 17 November 2007, 03:17 AM

You have the imagination JJ!

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morgman

You have the imagination JJ!

So my wife tells me too!!

SPACE-DWELLER · 17 November 2007, 03:26 AM

Like a fairy tale of the Gebrüder Grimm!

marshallr47 · 17 November 2007, 03:43 AM

Great imagination JJ. Good bed time story to tell your kids. Thanks for the laugh this morning

.

gha · 17 November 2007, 04:24 AM

Call Disney, could be a new movie (like ToyStory,,,,,could be Watchstory, or HorologyStory, or the Life & Times of JJ, What happens under JJ's "Watchful" eye, or "RoliePorn"........could go on & on.......but it actually could be a possibility. gha

arttay10 · 17 November 2007, 05:05 AM

J.J - I sure your local vet has told you many, many times......

That medicine is for your Sheep - its not for you !!!

Superlative · 17 November 2007, 05:05 AM

The only things that goes bump, bump in the middle of the night is when I'm tapping that azz against the bed post.

Tools · 17 November 2007, 07:59 AM

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JJ....didn't your mother warn you about too much of this...

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ohsixx · 17 November 2007, 10:22 AM

You have a lot of time on your hands.

mailman · 17 November 2007, 10:27 AM

Ya know somethin JJ, when I was at work today I said to myself; "Self, I bet now that JJ has three watches again, he's going to make one of those posts where the watches fight and one of em ends up with Lady YM." I'm not kidding either

But I said it the last time you made a post like this and I'm saying it again, Lady YM is a whore

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

Ya know somethin JJ, when I was at work today I said to myself; "Self, I bet now that JJ has three watches again, he's going to make one of those posts where the watches fight and one of em ends up with Lady YM." I'm not kidding either

But I said it the last time you made a post like this and I'm saying it again, Lady YM is a whore

arttay10 · 17 November 2007, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tools

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JJ....didn't your mother warn you about too much of this...

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Larry - Thats one of the best smiley replies I've seen in ages..

Spark · 17 November 2007, 11:52 PM

JJ my old mate, you have far too much time on your hands.
Or should that be far too many Rolex on you wrists, I'm not sure?????

WES · 18 November 2007, 12:23 AM

I know what you mean JJ! Those little Lady DJs are such little trouble makers! I had to stop a few fights in my house too.

abigsecret · 17 November 2007, 01:39 PM

Oh boy, I think that bump in the night was you hitting your head against the head board

, and loosing a couple of screws...

Still

you though!

Mireyna

Prince · 18 November 2007, 02:02 AM

Sick, I tell ya. Just plain sick!!!

JJ Irani · 18 November 2007, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

Sick, I tell ya. Just plain sick!!!

I see you're on line, tosser. How's things, pal?

Prince · 18 November 2007, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I see you're on line, tosser. How's things, pal?

Well, I WAS online. Now I'm back online, and may be off sometime, and then back on. You know how it goes...

Things are great, my friend. I KNOW things a going well for you, O Great Three-Rollie Kiwi Loon!!!

Andad · 17 November 2007, 01:41 PM

It's raining in New Zealand?

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

It's raining in New Zealand?

Au contraire, my friend. It's been a superbly fine Spring day!!

Andad · 17 November 2007, 04:07 PM

Well, why not try to get out more?

JJ Irani · 17 November 2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

Well, why not try to get out more?

17 November 2007, 02:47 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Things that go "bump" in the night!! The night was dark and still!! I was rudely awoken by a couple of loud thumps eminating from my dresser drawer. I whipped back the sheets and sprung out of bed fearing the worst....Zemina was still fast asleep.....so I cautiously approached the drawer and opened it very slowly. The sight that lay before my eyes was unbelievable. There was Expy crouched in one corner with Lady YM clinging on to him for dear life....while Bluesy and Greenie were having a go at each other - hell bent for leather. In between spinning bezels, flashing clasps and the heavy clang of 904L steel, I could pick up snippets of brutal conversation...."Stay away from Lady YM, ya bastid," I could hear Bluesy screaming. "Go screw yourself, Blue-face!!" retorted Greenie....."now she's all mine!!" "Go wash that green slime offa your mug, ya tosser," Bluesy blurted out. At this stage, somehow, I felt I had to intervene before these two bashed themselves so much they'd both qualify for RSC status!! I tried to step in, but Greenie would have none of me. He came at me with all the fury and gall his 136 grams could muster up and caught me a glancing blow with his sharp clasp across my forehead. "Ouch, that hurt, ya bugger!!" Ole' faithful, Bluesy, tried to come to my rescue; but, inspite of an extra 13 gram weight advantage, was no match for Greenie's strength and temper. Greenie was all pumped up, guys. His main spring must have been in overdrive as he turned away from me and gave Bluesy one solid "kick" on his crystal knocking him flat back on his caseback. Meanwhile, I could see Lady YM cuddled up real close to Expy who was taking advantage of the situation and squeezing the living daylights out of her crown and bezel......he also had his clasp nicely snuggled up against her caseback!!! Enough was enough, I thought!! I managed to pull those two idiots apart and trap them into their respective boxes. Off to the RSC they both go first thing in the morning...with cracked crystals, scratched bracelets and warped bezels. Summary: Greenie is one tough mother!! Bluesy is not as tough as he looks!! Expy is one smart cookie - he's warmly shacked up with Lady YM while those two tossers are still licking their wounds. NUTS!! Have a great day, guys!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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17 November 2007, 03:35 AM	#6
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,967	You are a sick old man, my friend. Funny but sick. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

17 November 2007, 03:26 AM	#9
SPACE-DWELLER "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bo Location: Denmark Watch: Rolex, of course! Posts: 22,436	Like a fairy tale of the Gebrüder Grimm! __________________ With kind regards, Bo LocTite 221: The Taming Of The Screw...

17 November 2007, 03:43 AM	#10
marshallr47 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Real Name: Ron Location: Alabama Watch: Daytona,TT Sub,GMT Posts: 4,673	Great imagination JJ. Good bed time story to tell your kids. Thanks for the laugh this morning. __________________ Ron

17 November 2007, 03:17 AM	#7
morgman "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 475	You have the imagination JJ!

17 November 2007, 04:24 AM	#11
gha "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Real Name: gha Location: Canada Watch: Rolex DateJust Posts: 664	Call Disney, could be a new movie (like ToyStory,,,,,could be Watchstory, or HorologyStory, or the Life & Times of JJ, What happens under JJ's "Watchful" eye, or "RoliePorn"........could go on & on.......but it actually could be a possibility. gha

17 November 2007, 05:05 AM	#12
arttay10 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancashire, UK Watch: ???????? Posts: 2,187	J.J - I sure your local vet has told you many, many times...... That medicine is for your Sheep - its not for you !!!

17 November 2007, 05:05 AM	#13
Superlative Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mark Location: CHARLESTON Watch: Z16610 Posts: 153	The only things that goes bump, bump in the middle of the night is when I'm tapping that azz against the bed post.

17 November 2007, 07:59 AM	#14
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,514	.. JJ....didn't your mother warn you about too much of this... ....................................................

17 November 2007, 10:22 AM	#15
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	You have a lot of time on your hands. __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

17 November 2007, 10:27 AM	#16
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Ya know somethin JJ, when I was at work today I said to myself; "Self, I bet now that JJ has three watches again, he's going to make one of those posts where the watches fight and one of em ends up with Lady YM." I'm not kidding either But I said it the last time you made a post like this and I'm saying it again, Lady YM is a whore __________________ JJ

17 November 2007, 11:52 PM	#19
Spark "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: U.K. Watch: Too Many Posts: 2,097	JJ my old mate, you have far too much time on your hands. Or should that be far too many Rolex on you wrists, I'm not sure?????

18 November 2007, 12:23 AM	#20
WES Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: Massachusetts Watch: Rolex Posts: 245	I know what you mean JJ! Those little Lady DJs are such little trouble makers! I had to stop a few fights in my house too.

17 November 2007, 01:39 PM	#21
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	Oh boy, I think that bump in the night was you hitting your head against the head board , and loosing a couple of screws... Still you though! Mireyna __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

18 November 2007, 02:02 AM	#22
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Sick, I tell ya. Just plain sick!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

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Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,526	It's raining in New Zealand? __________________ E

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