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JJ Irani · 16 November 2005, 04:04 PM

Ah ah....thought I'd forgotten.....Sit your asses down....NOW!!!

It's time for another grammar lesson!!!

Okay, okay SILENCE!!

Frans, no booze in the class....and the rest of you pay attention....Catie and Dina, thanks for coming over yesterday for those private lessons....fun wasn't it?

Well, here goes.....this time it's the difference between there and their.

Example: There is a big difference between their bodies. (see pic below)!!

No worries, tosserettes, if things are still not too clear, my chambers are open!!

Now get out, everyone, I've got work to do!!!

So as you can see there is an adverb and is a kind of 'pointer' if you know what I mean. Their, on the other hand, is a possessive pronoun, a kind of attribute. Understood, tossers and tosserettes??

Uncle-AJ · 16 November 2005, 05:10 PM

Well their you go!!

padi56 · 16 November 2005, 06:12 PM

Their their.

Uncle-AJ · 16 November 2005, 07:09 PM

Where, were.............................I bet this is next.

Mink · 16 November 2005, 10:25 PM

JJ - Thanks so much for the grammar lessons. Now, when I talk or write, people don't giggle and point any more...

I was hoping that you could also help me out with my difficulties regarding the correct usage of - pear vs. pair, hare vs. hair, and fare vs. fair? Could you use all 6 in 1 sentence to illustrate their correct usage?

Earl · 16 November 2005, 10:56 PM

LoL

JJ Irani · 17 November 2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mink

JJ - Thanks so much for the grammar lessons. Now, when I talk or write, people don't giggle and point any more...

I was hoping that you could also help me out with my difficulties regarding the correct usage of - pear vs. pair, hare vs. hair, and fare vs. fair? Could you use all 6 in 1 sentence to illustrate their correct usage?

Sure Mink, anything for you...here ya go...

The other day, JJ was given a rotten pear, in fact it was a pair for which he paid quite a fair fare and lost all his hair 'cause he had to run to the loo as swiftly as a hare!!

How's that?

Rockrolex · 17 November 2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Sure Mink, anything for you...here ya go...

The other day, JJ was given a rotten pear, in fact it was a pair for which he paid quite a fair fare and lost all his hair 'cause he had to run to the loo as swiftly as a hare!!

How's that?

Well done.

JJ Irani · 17 November 2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Well done.

JJ Irani · 17 November 2005, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Well their you go!!

Give me 50 for that wiseass remark in the classroom, Adrian!!

dman · 17 November 2005, 03:21 AM

Mink, ROTFLMAO and JJ, well done.

I was unsure if you could use 'em all and you did. Their was some doubt in my mind but their was a little to much for you too handle, but do doubt your fantastic grammer against theres is like to plus too which of course equals there's.

JJ Irani · 17 November 2005, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dman

Mink, ROTFLMAO and JJ, well done.

I was unsure if you could use 'em all and you did. Their was some doubt in my mind but their was a little to much for you too handle, but do doubt your fantastic grammer against theres is like to plus too which of course equals there's.

This is a classroom, Daren, not your home. Give me 20 one-handed push-ups for all that nonsense you just typed!!!

dman · 17 November 2005, 03:26 AM

Their might be a problem with that, see it is hard for me to do too handed pushups with my bad shoulders, so they're is probably no chance I could even do to one handed pushups. Perhaps I could just go sit over their and count by toos to 200.

rolexchick · 17 November 2005, 04:37 AM

JJ you really are a mad man.

17 November 2005, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexchick

JJ you really are a mad man.

Why did you put the

sign there?

He really is mad.

rolexchick · 17 November 2005, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Why did you put the

sign there?

He really is mad.

We need more JJ's around.

17 November 2005, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexchick

We need more JJ's around.

Seriously, while we love the bald loon, one is more than enough.

dman · 17 November 2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexchick

We need more JJ's around.

Are you freakin nuts?

dina · 17 November 2005, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexchick

JJ you really are a mad man.

Wonder what's next?

17 November 2005, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

Wonder what's next?

Based on previous experience, questions about what you wear to bed......

dman · 17 November 2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Avalon

Based on previous experience, questions about what you wear to bed......

ROTGDFLMFAO!! Al, that is too funny pal.

dina · 17 November 2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Avalon

Based on previous experience, questions about what you wear to bed......

hmmm that will be easy to answer.

Rockrolex · 17 November 2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

hmmm that will be easy to answer.

We're waiting. . . .

dina · 17 November 2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

We're waiting. . . .

And waiting.

Rockrolex · 17 November 2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

And waiting.

And waiting. . . .

dina · 17 November 2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

And waiting. . . .

Ok enough waiting.

I wear my baby blue PJ's that have little white kittens on them. They are just adorable.

Wonder what the guys were thinking

Rockrolex · 17 November 2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

Ok enough waiting.

I wear my baby blue PJ's that have little white kittens on them. They are just adorable.

Wonder what the guys were thinking

A vision of lovliness. Now I can go to sleep with sweet dreams.

dina · 17 November 2005, 02:18 PM

dman · 17 November 2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

Ok enough waiting.

I wear my baby blue PJ's that have little white kittens on them. They are just adorable.

Wonder what the guys were thinking

Not that.

Uncle-AJ · 17 November 2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by oystergirl

Ok enough waiting.

I wear my baby blue PJ's that have little white kittens on them. They are just adorable.

Wonder what the guys were thinking

Dina I'm having difficulties imagining this

......................................do you have any pictures that might help?

16 November 2005, 04:04 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Not so fast, suckers!!! Ah ah....thought I'd forgotten.....Sit your asses down....NOW!!! It's time for another grammar lesson!!! Okay, okay SILENCE!! Frans, no booze in the class....and the rest of you pay attention....Catie and Dina, thanks for coming over yesterday for those private lessons....fun wasn't it? Well, here goes.....this time it's the difference between there and their. Example: There is a big difference between their bodies. (see pic below)!! No worries, tosserettes, if things are still not too clear, my chambers are open!! Now get out, everyone, I've got work to do!!! So as you can see there is an adverb and is a kind of 'pointer' if you know what I mean. Their, on the other hand, is a possessive pronoun, a kind of attribute. Understood, tossers and tosserettes?? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! Last edited by JJ Irani; 16 November 2005 at 04:08 PM..

16 November 2005, 05:10 PM	#2
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16 November 2005, 07:09 PM	#4
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17 November 2005, 03:21 AM	#11
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Mink, ROTFLMAO and JJ, well done. I was unsure if you could use 'em all and you did. Their was some doubt in my mind but their was a little to much for you too handle, but do doubt your fantastic grammer against theres is like to plus too which of course equals there's. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

16 November 2005, 10:25 PM	#5
Mink Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 35	JJ - Thanks so much for the grammar lessons. Now, when I talk or write, people don't giggle and point any more... I was hoping that you could also help me out with my difficulties regarding the correct usage of - pear vs. pair, hare vs. hair, and fare vs. fair? Could you use all 6 in 1 sentence to illustrate their correct usage?

16 November 2005, 10:56 PM	#6
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	LoL

17 November 2005, 03:26 AM	#13
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Their might be a problem with that, see it is hard for me to do too handed pushups with my bad shoulders, so they're is probably no chance I could even do to one handed pushups. Perhaps I could just go sit over their and count by toos to 200. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

17 November 2005, 04:37 AM	#14
rolexchick Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Catie Location: new york Posts: 336	JJ you really are a mad man.

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