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Old 7 January 2013, 06:04 AM   #1
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Why is Paul always stopped by the police?>>>
Could it be because he does not take off his snoring machine?

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Old 7 January 2013, 06:06 AM   #2
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Could it be because he does not take off his snoring machine?

O M G . . . .

Paul watch out with your coffee . . .

But anyway I'll bring the screenwipes . . . .

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Old 7 January 2013, 08:17 AM   #3
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He looks like Bain in retirement.
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Old 7 January 2013, 08:26 AM   #5
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Almost 90 years old...are you sure he's not on life support?
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Old 7 January 2013, 09:16 AM   #9
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Old 7 January 2013, 09:17 AM   #10
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That's his blow up doll pump.

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Old 7 January 2013, 09:19 AM   #11
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That's his blow up doll pump.

That is Paul in a nut shell, fill up the doll when you sleep.
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Old 7 January 2013, 09:21 AM   #12
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That is Paul in a nut shell, fill up the doll when you sleep.
Yes, but now it's complaining he's snooring.
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Old 7 January 2013, 09:23 AM   #13
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Some people just look better when they wear a mask.
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Old 7 January 2013, 09:28 AM   #14
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Yes, but not it's complaining he's snooring.
I guess he have the deluxe doll with ear plugs.
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Hdahhaahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha photoshop hall of fame
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He use your Swede DL most of the time. Got Points?
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Old 7 January 2013, 11:28 AM   #19
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Paul, you're driving around with an expired license!
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Old 7 January 2013, 11:56 AM   #20
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He probably drives like he used to fly!!!
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Old 7 January 2013, 12:02 PM   #21
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He probably drives like he used to fly!!!

Nope, he don't use to have kids in the car.
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He probably likes this pic... it almost looks like the breathing apparatus that fighter jet pilots wear!
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at 1st i thought im looking at BANE's ID lol..
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He looks like Bain in retirement.
If we pull that off will he die?
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Old 8 January 2013, 06:39 AM   #28
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JOCKE!!!!!!! Jocke! I am going to get Photoshop this year and YOU are going to be in BIG trouble my friend!!!!!
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JOCKE!!!!!!! Jocke! I am going to get Photoshop this year and YOU are going to be in BIG trouble my friend!!!!!
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