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padi56 · 28 June 2005, 12:55 AM

Past Favourite.
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.

"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those f#cking Indians.'"

Rockrolex · 28 June 2005, 01:45 AM

ROTFLMFAO!!

Uncle-AJ · 28 June 2005, 02:29 AM

LOL............well he got what he asked for.

dman · 28 June 2005, 01:47 PM

ROTF!!

Bisquitlips · 10 May 2009, 05:41 AM

JJ Irani · 10 May 2009, 05:55 AM

limbo · 10 May 2009, 08:03 AM

coddger · 10 May 2009, 12:36 PM

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SLS · 10 May 2009, 09:41 PM

idk01 · 10 May 2009, 11:39 PM

Lion · 11 May 2009, 11:09 PM

Very good!!!

28 June 2005, 12:55 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	An eccentric billionaire. Past Favourite. An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it completed." Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly. "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!" "And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those f#cking Indians.'"

28 June 2005, 01:45 AM	#2
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