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30 April 2013, 10:50 PM
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At The Doctors.
A woman goes to the doctor complain her husband is no longer interested in sex. He gave her a bottle of Viagra pills, telling her to put them in her husband's drink and her husband would be recharged.
The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made love. The next night she put two Viagra's in his coffee and that night the sex was ecstatic. The next night she said "What the hell!" and dumped the whole bottle in his coffee. Sometime later the Doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The woman's son answered the phone. When the Doctor asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my ars# hurts, and Dad is naked in the yard yelling, "Here, kitty, kitty.
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30 April 2013, 11:09 PM
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30 April 2013, 11:21 PM
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1 May 2013, 07:58 AM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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1 May 2013, 11:54 AM
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1 May 2013, 03:34 PM
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Funny
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1 May 2013, 11:27 PM
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5 May 2013, 12:36 PM
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NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL. THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.
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5 May 2013, 02:28 PM
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8 May 2013, 01:02 PM
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16 May 2013, 05:17 AM
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16 May 2013, 05:52 AM
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hahaha
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