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padi56 · 15 June 2013, 01:24 AM

There was this little boy about 14 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the young boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women-inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. "

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come-in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course the Madam said” no."

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get injection shots after making it with Amber." "THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked,

"Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught,now when Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll sh@g the baby-sitter
and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when

Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!

Bangel · 15 June 2013, 08:05 AM

cop414 · 15 June 2013, 11:50 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 16 June 2013, 02:29 AM

Cru Jones · 17 June 2013, 06:33 PM

Glenn422 · 17 June 2013, 10:04 PM

mjclark32 · 17 June 2013, 10:10 PM

haha destructive little kid

andromeda160 · 18 June 2013, 01:21 AM

That was so awesome!!!!

Frosty · 18 June 2013, 03:53 AM

“Escalate not, lest you be escalated upon!”

mtrunner · 18 June 2013, 05:37 AM

Too funny.

swatty · 20 June 2013, 09:34 AM

77T · 21 June 2013, 02:57 PM

Strategic!

Hairdude1 · 28 June 2013, 11:58 AM

15 June 2013, 01:24 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Revenge For My Frog. There was this little boy about 14 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the young boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women-inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. " The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come-in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said” no." He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get injection shots after making it with Amber." "THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught,now when Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way he'll sh@g the baby-sitter and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 June 2013, 11:50 AM	#3
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16 June 2013, 02:29 AM	#4
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

17 June 2013, 10:10 PM	#7
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	haha destructive little kid __________________

21 June 2013, 02:57 PM	#12
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,016	Strategic! __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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18 June 2013, 01:21 AM	#8
andromeda160 Banned Join Date: Dec 2012 Real Name: Greg Location: michigan Watch: Rolex Oyster Posts: 4,046	That was so awesome!!!!

18 June 2013, 03:53 AM	#9
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18 June 2013, 05:37 AM	#10
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