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padi56 · 14 July 2013, 11:18 PM

A boy comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?""Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad.""Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead?,as my ars# is killing me.

FeelingTheBlues · 14 July 2013, 11:22 PM

TSW · 15 July 2013, 12:32 AM

paul2g2 · 15 July 2013, 03:46 AM

Mercman1 · 15 July 2013, 04:50 AM

Hehe...not the punch line I was expecting...nice one!

cop414 · 15 July 2013, 12:56 PM

Duoohhhh...

Bangel · 15 July 2013, 08:40 PM

77T · 15 July 2013, 11:09 PM

Hairdude1 · 17 July 2013, 05:30 PM

Didn't see that coming as the end

swatty · 17 July 2013, 06:05 PM

Cru Jones · 18 July 2013, 08:39 PM

hey-oh! :-)

mjclark32 · 19 July 2013, 09:13 AM

Hahaha

southtexas · 1 August 2013, 01:36 AM

Hilarious!

mtrunner · 2 August 2013, 01:59 AM

Presa canary · 2 August 2013, 02:02 AM

Ummmm... Don't get it

14 July 2013, 11:18 PM	#1
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14 July 2013, 11:22 PM	#2
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15 July 2013, 12:32 AM	#3
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15 July 2013, 12:56 PM	#6
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15 July 2013, 11:09 PM	#8
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,011	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

15 July 2013, 03:46 AM	#4
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15 July 2013, 04:50 AM	#5
Mercman1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Saudi Arabia Posts: 186	Hehe...not the punch line I was expecting...nice one!

15 July 2013, 08:40 PM	#7
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17 July 2013, 05:30 PM	#9
Hairdude1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Chicago Watch: AP,PP, Rolex Posts: 37,156	Didn't see that coming as the end

17 July 2013, 06:05 PM	#10
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18 July 2013, 08:39 PM	#11
Cru Jones 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35,297	hey-oh! :-)

19 July 2013, 09:13 AM	#12
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahaha __________________

1 August 2013, 01:36 AM	#13
southtexas 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Great State of TX Posts: 5,763	Hilarious!

2 August 2013, 01:59 AM	#14
mtrunner 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Gary Location: Bozeman, MT Watch: 126508 Paul Newman Posts: 7,835

2 August 2013, 02:02 AM	#15
Presa canary "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Real Name: Justin Location: Pa Watch: Explorer ii Posts: 3,155	Ummmm... Don't get it

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