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Old 30 August 2013, 12:16 PM   #1
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You look like a tuck.
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Old 30 August 2013, 12:17 PM   #2
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Thanks for sharing...
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Old 30 August 2013, 12:21 PM   #3
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Old 31 August 2013, 11:21 AM   #4
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Old 1 September 2013, 09:05 AM   #5
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Am I the only one who has no clue what this means?
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Old 1 September 2013, 10:26 AM   #6
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Tuck you, buddy.
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Old 1 September 2013, 11:08 AM   #7
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I just noticed that. It's supposed to be truck. Autocorrect damn you to hell!
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Old 1 September 2013, 11:12 AM   #8
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Mother Trucker.
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Old 2 September 2013, 02:22 AM   #9
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Am I the only one who has no clue what this means?
And to think that I spent several minutes trying to 'get this".
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Old 2 September 2013, 02:27 AM   #10
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I thought this was the joke section?
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Old 2 September 2013, 08:57 AM   #11
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I just noticed that. It's supposed to be truck. Autocorrect damn you to hell!
I don't think autocorrect helped or hurt you in this instance.
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Old 2 September 2013, 12:13 PM   #12
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It didn't say "good joke" section.
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Old 2 September 2013, 03:21 PM   #13
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LOL!
that was somethikng beautifull

listen to this
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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I thought this was the joke section?
Damn that auto-correction, it was supposed to be Hoke Section!
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Old 6 September 2013, 06:21 PM   #15
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It didn't say "good joke" section.
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Damn that auto-correction, it was supposed to be Hoke Section!


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