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Orchi · 3 February 2008, 12:43 AM

Err...A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because in Malaysian hell...the maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Malaysian civil servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria....!"

frostie · 3 February 2008, 02:43 AM

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Robb · 28 February 2008, 08:38 PM

sherwin · 28 February 2008, 10:35 PM

sounds like the malaysia i saw when I was there :p... nonetheless, still a wicked country to go to

mdx77 · 29 February 2008, 12:58 AM

3 February 2008, 12:43 AM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	The BEST hell in the world... Err...A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because in Malaysian hell...the maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Malaysian civil servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria....!"

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