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Dr. Robert · 5 April 2014, 06:02 AM

A man & a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other & holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair & under the table- but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair & out of sight under the table.
Still , the man stared ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque & worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table &, tactfully, began by saying to the man, "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her & said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

cop414 · 5 April 2014, 06:19 AM

MonBK · 5 April 2014, 06:23 AM

Haha..:)

ltmgeller · 5 April 2014, 07:21 AM

Hairdude1 · 5 April 2014, 08:27 AM

asadtiger · 6 April 2014, 05:35 AM

:lol;

BNA/LION · 6 April 2014, 06:03 AM

Foxy1 · 6 April 2014, 08:54 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 7 April 2014, 12:21 AM

subtona · 7 April 2014, 12:47 AM

Hahahaha!

sea-dweller · 7 April 2014, 01:04 AM

Lol

Cc1966 · 7 April 2014, 01:06 AM

Bangel · 7 April 2014, 10:25 PM

77T · 9 April 2014, 12:03 PM

Psmith · 15 January 2015, 08:43 AM

Bisquitlips · 5 February 2015, 03:10 PM

5 April 2014, 06:02 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,123	The Romantic Dinner A man & a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other & holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair & under the table- but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair & out of sight under the table. Still , the man stared ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque & worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table &, tactfully, began by saying to the man, "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her & said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in." __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

5 April 2014, 06:19 AM	#2
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