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anilzat · 5 April 2014, 03:18 PM

A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

Kadhytia · 6 April 2014, 07:57 AM

Hahaha

southtexas · 6 April 2014, 08:10 AM

Hahaha

cop414 · 6 April 2014, 09:06 AM

Cc1966 · 6 April 2014, 10:48 AM

Ha haa haaaa!

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Bangel · 7 April 2014, 10:28 PM

77T · 9 April 2014, 12:05 PM

Psmith · 18 May 2014, 04:43 AM

5 April 2014, 03:18 PM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Boots A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." "The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

6 April 2014, 08:10 AM	#3
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