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Old 9 May 2014, 10:00 PM   #1
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Crotchless Panties

Kathy buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt, and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs....enough times that her husband finally asks,

"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers, with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat"

He never heard the gunshot!
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Old 10 May 2014, 12:50 AM   #2
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Old 10 May 2014, 03:30 AM   #3
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Old 10 May 2014, 03:40 AM   #4
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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10 May 2014, 03:51 AM   #5
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Old 10 May 2014, 06:01 AM   #7
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Old 10 May 2014, 07:54 AM   #8
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Old 11 May 2014, 12:16 AM   #9
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Old 12 May 2014, 09:49 PM   #10
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Old 12 May 2014, 10:09 PM   #11
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Old 13 May 2014, 04:15 AM   #12
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
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Old 13 May 2014, 12:14 PM   #13
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Now that's funny.
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Old 13 May 2014, 03:21 PM   #14
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Old 15 May 2014, 01:10 PM   #15
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