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anilzat · 10 May 2014, 12:53 AM

Nun Jack Daniels

A visibly shaken man staggers into a bar. He asks the bartender
for a double Jack Daniel's. After downing the first drink, he
proceeds to down two more doubles.
The bartender becomes concerned and asks the man what is the
problem. The man mumbles that it's not important, that no one can
help him anyway. The man then orders a fourth drink, and again the
bartender asks if there is anything he can do.
This time the mans says, "Yeah, there is something you can do.
Answer me a question. How big is a penguin?"
The bartender holds his hand about three feet off the ground and
says, "About this high. Why?"
"Damn, I just ran over a nun."

Hairdude1 · 10 May 2014, 04:04 AM

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Cc1966 · 12 May 2014, 09:48 PM

damn....

77T · 13 May 2014, 04:13 AM

10 May 2014, 12:53 AM	#1
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	Nun Jack Daniels Nun Jack Daniels A visibly shaken man staggers into a bar. He asks the bartender for a double Jack Daniel's. After downing the first drink, he proceeds to down two more doubles. The bartender becomes concerned and asks the man what is the problem. The man mumbles that it's not important, that no one can help him anyway. The man then orders a fourth drink, and again the bartender asks if there is anything he can do. This time the mans says, "Yeah, there is something you can do. Answer me a question. How big is a penguin?" The bartender holds his hand about three feet off the ground and says, "About this high. Why?" "Damn, I just ran over a nun."

10 May 2014, 04:19 AM	#3
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