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padi56 · 3 July 2014, 10:52 PM

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
DISCLAIMER: No children were hurt in the making of this joke. This story is fictional. Any similarities to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.

asadtiger · 3 July 2014, 11:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I love sports teams jokes...everywhere in the world, we love our teams so much and then when they dont do as well as we want them to (no matter how really well they may actually do), we give them an equally tough time :)

cop414 · 4 July 2014, 09:22 PM

The Joker · 5 July 2014, 08:12 AM

77T · 5 July 2014, 06:21 PM

While brutally true for this World Cup - better luck next time!

Bangel · 5 July 2014, 10:25 PM

Cruel, but hilarious all the same!

Psmith · 7 July 2014, 03:42 AM

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Neunundneunzig · 31 July 2014, 05:31 AM

Nice! Sadly I don't have any personal experience with this one.

Bisquitlips · 5 August 2014, 10:22 AM

Presa canary · 5 August 2014, 12:45 PM

They play football in England? ;)

3 July 2014, 10:52 PM	#1
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