Johnny

[polarinda]

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left". Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots 'one'. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think." Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her icecream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny : "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."