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bungcarlo · 21 October 2014, 01:10 AM

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no SEX after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Honey, Honey "...
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Joe! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere on a Golf Course in Florida".

cop414 · 21 October 2014, 01:14 AM

MonBK · 21 October 2014, 01:32 AM

:)

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Kingair · 24 October 2014, 08:37 PM

Great !

incontrol · 24 October 2014, 09:58 PM

Great joke!

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21 October 2014, 01:10 AM	#1
bungcarlo "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Real Name: Erwin Location: usa Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 685	Sex after death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no SEX after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Honey, Honey "... "Is that you, Joe?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Joe! Are you in Heaven?" "No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere on a Golf Course in Florida".

21 October 2014, 01:14 AM	#2
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