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JohnBaker3 · 14 November 2014, 02:17 AM

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.

He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.

“Here's your equipment --chair, whip and a gun.

“Who wants to try out first?”

The girl says, “I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.

About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.

He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. “I've never seen a display like that in my life.”

He turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you top that?”

The old golfer says, “No problem, just get that lion out of there.”

MonBK · 14 November 2014, 02:21 AM

Haha..:)

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badass09 · 15 November 2014, 02:11 AM

Lol.. nice.. thanks for sharing..

Eklipz · 15 November 2014, 05:09 AM

Nice!

omegaSMP300 · 20 November 2014, 07:32 AM

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polarinda · 21 November 2014, 10:39 PM

haha!

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14 November 2014, 02:17 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	The Old Golfer and the Young Blonde A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. “Here's your equipment --chair, whip and a gun. “Who wants to try out first?” The girl says, “I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. “I've never seen a display like that in my life.” He turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you top that?” The old golfer says, “No problem, just get that lion out of there.” __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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