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c.capt · 5 January 2015, 03:10 PM

So I've been kinda bored in my relationship lately - and have been wanting something new and exciting for a while now. I've talked to my girlfriend and she's unwilling to give it to me, so last week I decided to look around on the internet for someone who could.

Well I did find someone online, and we chatted back and forth a bit and really hit it off. We finally settled on a price (the gf even offered to pay for some of it, isn't she great? We have kind of an open relationship!). We agreed that she (the new one) would come meet me tomorrow and I figured it would be more exciting for her to come see me at work. That way, we could sneak off into a back room somewhere and I could unwrap her like a present. It's always more exciting when there's a risk of getting caught, right?? I'd probably just stare at her for a while in all her glory and then I'd slowly slide my hand under her bra...celet.

Under her bracelet. And then close the clasp. We're talking about watches here people, c'mon!

In all seriousness though, I was just talking with one of my buddies on the phone about a new arrival coming tomorrow (SDc 4000!!), and the gf walked in and asked me who I was talking to. Only then did I realize how double entendric (is that even a word?) the conversation sounded. Like in the Jake-from-State-Farm commercials! Anyone else had this experience before?? It gave me a good laugh so I felt like I should share with the group.

Anyways, new arrival coming tomorrow AM. I'll be too excited to sleep tonight, it's like Christmas all over again! Will post the obligatory pics in the afternoon hopefully (granted I don't get caught with my pants down in the back room). Ok, that one was figurative, I swear!

swils8610 · 5 January 2015, 03:12 PM

Congrats!! Send some pics out!

Nycturbovr6 · 5 January 2015, 04:04 PM

Congrats! Pics!

kilyung · 5 January 2015, 05:01 PM

Congrats! My wife once caught me on the phone shouting "I want a happy ending to this affair!" It was in reference to an ongoing service issue I was having with Tag Heuer. I had sent my Tag in twice already and was giving Customer Service a piece of my mind.

joli160 · 5 January 2015, 05:34 PM

Nice scandal :-) Let's see the new SD.

Bangel · 5 January 2015, 07:57 PM

Can't wait for the climax of this thread!

Why do I now feel weird about saying "congrats in advance?!"

travisb · 5 January 2015, 08:03 PM

I like the lead in.

Congrats on the SDC! Awesome piece!

crowncollection · 5 January 2015, 08:18 PM

Very entertaining thread , cleverly written, nice one, can't wait to see the pics cheers 👍👍👍

Urosfan · 5 January 2015, 09:07 PM

Congrats

Jason71 · 5 January 2015, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kilyung

Congrats! My wife once caught me on the phone shouting "I want a happy ending to this affair!" It was in reference to an ongoing service issue I was having with Tag Heuer. I had sent my Tag in twice already and was giving Customer Service a piece of my mind.

cop414 · 5 January 2015, 10:19 PM

Excellent post, congrats in advance to the... incoming!

Racerdj · 5 January 2015, 10:26 PM

Advance congratulations!

nick c · 5 January 2015, 10:29 PM

Congrats!

watchwatcher · 5 January 2015, 11:05 PM

Nice. Can't wait to see the new SD!

Cru Jones · 5 January 2015, 11:10 PM

congrats!

AK797 · 6 January 2015, 03:08 AM

SDc is the perfect watch for a guy who writes for Playboy.

GerardoG · 6 January 2015, 03:21 AM

Felicidades!!!! looking forward to those pics!!!!

yld2rob · 6 January 2015, 04:24 AM

Congrats on the SDC!

c.capt · 6 January 2015, 05:20 AM

And here she is. More pics and first impressions tonight!

c.capt · 6 January 2015, 09:25 AM

And the obligatory wrist shot along with the not-so-obligatory-but-always-fun-to-see "all in the family" shot!

HL65 · 6 January 2015, 09:33 AM

Congrats and very nice!

thomaspp · 6 January 2015, 09:34 AM

Congrats! Gorgeous trio you got there!

KINGROLESAR · 6 January 2015, 09:35 AM

Her box seems kind of big..... sure she hasn't been used?

Headshrinker · 6 January 2015, 10:31 AM

I thought it was going towards Fifty Shades of Grey for a moment there.

incontrol · 6 January 2015, 01:37 PM

Congrats and many thanks for your creativity! Now, on with the pics!

Tseg · 6 January 2015, 01:40 PM

Really nice. Congrats!

steve.r · 6 January 2015, 02:13 PM

Cool watch congrats

c.capt · 6 January 2015, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KINGROLESAR

Her box seems kind of big..... sure she hasn't been used?

Nah, no stretch on the bracelet and the bezel is nice and tight!

Thanks for all the comments guys! I haven't been able to take her off yet. I'll do a proper write up and bust out the DSLRs this weekend.

tkerrmd · 6 January 2015, 02:57 PM

Wow Joe great it's an awesome watch!!

sea-dweller · 6 January 2015, 03:21 PM

Congrats!

5 January 2015, 03:10 PM	#1
c.capt "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Chicago, IL Watch: Hulk Sub Posts: 683	Something Scandalous So I've been kinda bored in my relationship lately - and have been wanting something new and exciting for a while now. I've talked to my girlfriend and she's unwilling to give it to me, so last week I decided to look around on the internet for someone who could. Well I did find someone online, and we chatted back and forth a bit and really hit it off. We finally settled on a price (the gf even offered to pay for some of it, isn't she great? We have kind of an open relationship!). We agreed that she (the new one) would come meet me tomorrow and I figured it would be more exciting for her to come see me at work. That way, we could sneak off into a back room somewhere and I could unwrap her like a present. It's always more exciting when there's a risk of getting caught, right?? I'd probably just stare at her for a while in all her glory and then I'd slowly slide my hand under her bra...celet. Under her bracelet. And then close the clasp. We're talking about watches here people, c'mon! In all seriousness though, I was just talking with one of my buddies on the phone about a new arrival coming tomorrow (SDc 4000!!), and the gf walked in and asked me who I was talking to. Only then did I realize how double entendric (is that even a word?) the conversation sounded. Like in the Jake-from-State-Farm commercials! Anyone else had this experience before?? It gave me a good laugh so I felt like I should share with the group. Anyways, new arrival coming tomorrow AM. I'll be too excited to sleep tonight, it's like Christmas all over again! Will post the obligatory pics in the afternoon hopefully (granted I don't get caught with my pants down in the back room). Ok, that one was figurative, I swear! __________________ BALL EHC Airborne · EHC Black \| EBEL 1911 BTR Chrono \| GLASHÜTTE ORIGINAL Senator Navigator Panodate IWC Aquatimer 2000 \| OMEGA SMPc · SM PO 8500 · Speedmaster Apollo XI 35th · Speedmaster GSOTM ROLEX Datejust · Datejust II · Explorer II · Sea Dweller Ceramic 4000 · Submariner LVc \| TUDOR Black Shield

5 January 2015, 05:34 PM	#5
joli160 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: NL Watch: Yachtmaster Posts: 14,759	Nice scandal :-) Let's see the new SD. __________________ Day Date 18238, Yachtmaster 16622, Deepsea 116660, Submariner 116619, SkyD 326935, DJ 178271, DJ 69158, Yachtmaster 169622, GMT 116713LN, GMT 126711.

5 January 2015, 08:18 PM	#8
crowncollection "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Real Name: David Location: australia Posts: 20,216	Very entertaining thread , cleverly written, nice one, can't wait to see the pics cheers 👍👍👍 __________________ watches many

5 January 2015, 10:19 PM	#11
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,234	Excellent post, congrats in advance to the... incoming! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

5 January 2015, 10:26 PM	#12
Racerdj 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Indianapolis Watch: Patek-Philippe Posts: 16,832	Advance congratulations! __________________ Rolex and Patek Philippe

5 January 2015, 03:12 PM	#2
swils8610 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Real Name: shannon Location: usa Posts: 9,210	Congrats!! Send some pics out!

5 January 2015, 04:04 PM	#3
Nycturbovr6 "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: New York Posts: 7,630	Congrats! Pics!

5 January 2015, 05:01 PM	#4
kilyung 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cave Watch: Sundial Posts: 33,940	Congrats! My wife once caught me on the phone shouting "I want a happy ending to this affair!" It was in reference to an ongoing service issue I was having with Tag Heuer. I had sent my Tag in twice already and was giving Customer Service a piece of my mind.

5 January 2015, 07:57 PM	#6
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	Can't wait for the climax of this thread! Why do I now feel weird about saying "congrats in advance?!"

5 January 2015, 08:03 PM	#7
travisb 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Real Name: Travis Location: FL / NYC Watch: Yes.. Posts: 33,489	I like the lead in. Congrats on the SDC! Awesome piece!

5 January 2015, 09:07 PM	#9
Urosfan "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: NYC Watch: Me now Posts: 19,372	Congrats

5 January 2015, 10:29 PM	#13
nick c Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 26,846	Congrats!

5 January 2015, 11:05 PM	#14
watchwatcher "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Larry Location: Kentucky Watch: Yes Posts: 35,047	Nice. Can't wait to see the new SD!

5 January 2015, 11:10 PM	#15
Cru Jones 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35,300	congrats!

6 January 2015, 03:08 AM	#16
AK797 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Neil Location: UK Watch: ing ships roll in Posts: 59,369	SDc is the perfect watch for a guy who writes for Playboy.

6 January 2015, 03:21 AM	#17
GerardoG Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Gerardo Location: Here Watch: ALL of them Posts: 32,098	Felicidades!!!! looking forward to those pics!!!!

6 January 2015, 04:24 AM	#18
yld2rob "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Real Name: Rob Location: Penna Watch: Rolex Posts: 1,658	Congrats on the SDC!

6 January 2015, 05:20 AM	#19
c.capt "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Chicago, IL Watch: Hulk Sub Posts: 683	And here she is. More pics and first impressions tonight! Attached Images __________________ BALL EHC Airborne · EHC Black \| EBEL 1911 BTR Chrono \| GLASHÜTTE ORIGINAL Senator Navigator Panodate IWC Aquatimer 2000 \| OMEGA SMPc · SM PO 8500 · Speedmaster Apollo XI 35th · Speedmaster GSOTM ROLEX Datejust · Datejust II · Explorer II · Sea Dweller Ceramic 4000 · Submariner LVc \| TUDOR Black Shield

6 January 2015, 09:25 AM	#20
c.capt "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Chicago, IL Watch: Hulk Sub Posts: 683	And the obligatory wrist shot along with the not-so-obligatory-but-always-fun-to-see "all in the family" shot! Attached Images __________________ BALL EHC Airborne · EHC Black \| EBEL 1911 BTR Chrono \| GLASHÜTTE ORIGINAL Senator Navigator Panodate IWC Aquatimer 2000 \| OMEGA SMPc · SM PO 8500 · Speedmaster Apollo XI 35th · Speedmaster GSOTM ROLEX Datejust · Datejust II · Explorer II · Sea Dweller Ceramic 4000 · Submariner LVc \| TUDOR Black Shield

6 January 2015, 09:33 AM	#21
HL65 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Ken Location: SW Florida Watch: One on my wrist. Posts: 64,006	Congrats and very nice! __________________ *SPEM SUCCESSUS ALIT*

6 January 2015, 09:34 AM	#22
thomaspp "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: N/A Posts: 11,137	Congrats! Gorgeous trio you got there! __________________ Instagram: @watches_anonymous

6 January 2015, 09:35 AM	#23
KINGROLESAR "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Real Name: Drew Location: PHILADELPHIA Watch: CROWN MARKED Posts: 2,158	Her box seems kind of big..... sure she hasn't been used? __________________ "Raise your glass high, those here for those not with but a sigh; for enjoy each day, it comes but once, then quickly to the past as it must" - King Rolesar 03

6 January 2015, 10:31 AM	#24
Headshrinker "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NJ Watch: Day-Date Posts: 4,056	I thought it was going towards Fifty Shades of Grey for a moment there.

6 January 2015, 01:37 PM	#25
incontrol "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Kevin Location: Somewhere in PA Watch: All of them... Posts: 10,355	Congrats and many thanks for your creativity! Now, on with the pics! __________________ Patek Philippe Rolex

6 January 2015, 01:40 PM	#26
Tseg "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Real Name: Tom Location: World Traveler Watch: GMT Master II BLNR Posts: 1,583	Really nice. Congrats!

6 January 2015, 02:13 PM	#27
steve.r "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Real Name: Steve Location: China Watch: ExII & GMT Master Posts: 334	Cool watch congrats

6 January 2015, 02:57 PM	#29
tkerrmd "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Tom Location: In a race car! Watch: ME RACE PORSCHES Posts: 24,123	Wow Joe great it's an awesome watch!!

6 January 2015, 03:21 PM	#30
sea-dweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Dennis Location: Bay Area - 925 Posts: 40,018	Congrats!

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