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Old 28 April 2008, 06:53 PM   #1
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Why Are Women Born with Small Feet

So, they can stand closer to to the kitchen sink..............

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Old 28 April 2008, 06:58 PM   #2
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Old 28 April 2008, 07:29 PM   #3
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Old 29 April 2008, 03:42 AM   #4
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Old 29 April 2008, 04:08 AM   #5
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Very good.
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Old 29 April 2008, 08:09 AM   #6
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Old 30 April 2008, 01:02 PM   #7
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That reminds me,

What kind of watch do you buy for a woman?
None, there's a clock on the stove.

How do you open a beer bottle?
You don't. It should be open when she brings it to you.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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Old 30 April 2008, 01:07 PM   #8
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Oh, nice...
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Old 30 April 2008, 01:32 PM   #9
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Uhhh... so they don't look like men born with big feet?

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Old 30 April 2008, 01:44 PM   #10
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Very cute.
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Old 30 April 2008, 02:03 PM   #11
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My wife just slapped the back of my head and said, "So this is what you do at night??!!?? Now get upstairs and YOU do the dishes funny man!"

Thanks alot TRF!
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Old 30 April 2008, 02:13 PM   #12
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My wife just slapped the back of my head and said, "So this is what you do at night??!!?? Now get upstairs and YOU do the dishes funny man!"

Thanks alot TRF!

Hope you don't stub your toes on the baseboard.
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Old 30 April 2008, 03:04 PM   #13
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Uhhh... so they don't look like men born with big feet?

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My wife just slapped the back of my head and said, "So this is what you do at night??!!?? Now get upstairs and YOU do the dishes funny man!"

Thanks alot TRF!
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Hope you don't stub your toes on the baseboard.
Now that's funny!
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Old 3 May 2008, 08:54 AM   #14
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i'm shocked! outraged! sexist trash!
best,
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Old 3 May 2008, 11:29 AM   #15
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You guys crack me up.
And I guess I'm lucky, I have the biggest feet out of every female I have ever met :D
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Old 4 May 2008, 03:48 AM   #16
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Old 16 April 2009, 08:58 AM   #17
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I usually read these to my wife, but I skipped this one!

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Old 16 April 2009, 10:44 AM   #18
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Man, you guys better quit while you are not ahead!!!
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Old 16 April 2009, 02:11 PM   #19
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Old 16 April 2009, 10:00 PM   #20
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