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Old 28 April 2008, 10:52 PM   #1
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smart blond

A beautiful young blonde was standing at a bar,

when a guy came up to her.

He said, "I would love to get in your panties!"

To which she replied,

"No need, I already have an asshole in there".
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Old 29 April 2008, 03:44 AM   #2
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Old 29 April 2008, 06:36 AM   #3
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Old 29 April 2008, 07:44 AM   #4
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Good one Martin.

Was that perhaps drawn from a real life experience???



My wife is blonde so what does that make me?
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Old 4 May 2008, 04:00 AM   #7
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Good one Martin.

Was that perhaps drawn from a real life experience???

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Old 5 May 2008, 05:28 AM   #8
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Boy, that was a harsh one!
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