Confucius Says.................

[Dr. Robert]

Confucius says:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius says:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs from downstairs merchandise.

Confucius says;
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius says;
Man with broken condom is called a daddy.

Confucius says;
Man who mixes Viagra with Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius says:
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius says:
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius says:
Viagra is like Disneyland....a one hour wait for a two minute ride.

Confucius says:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius says:
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.