Why Kiwi People Don't Share

[Oscar]

An Aussie's taking a wander thru Kiwiland on holiday, and decides to go for a walk. He passes by a farm, and sees a farmer having his way with a sheep.
Slightly perturbed, he walks on. A short time later, he sees another farmer engaged, again, in coitus with a sheep. He walks on, slightly quicker.
At a third farm, he encounters yet another Kiwi having his way with his sheep, and he decides to say something. He calls out, "Oi mayte, dunno bout you, but back in Orstralia we sheer those!"
The Kiwi responds with "feck that, I ain't sheering this with no-one!"