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JohnBaker3 · 4 March 2015, 04:12 AM

One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump.
("fixin to" in Texas means getting “ready to”)

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and
said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo.'

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, 'Well, bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump...
you little Yankee Democrat Bastard...You're holding up traffic!

4 March 2015, 04:12 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	Texas Lady One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. ("fixin to" in Texas means getting “ready to”) She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children." He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo.' He replied, ''What's the Alamo?'' She replied, 'Well, bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump... you little Yankee Democrat Bastard...You're holding up traffic! __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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