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Old 8 March 2015, 09:33 AM   #1
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Blonde on Blonde

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she's pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde.

The blonde cop asks to see the blonde driver's license but the driver has trouble finding it in her purse. The longer this goes on, the more agitated the blonde policewoman is getting.

"What does it look like?", the blonde driver asks. "It's rectangular and it has your picture on it", the frustrated blonde policewoman replies.

At that point, the blonde driver finds a small rectangular mirror in her purse. She looks into it, sees her image, then hands it over to the policewoman. "Here it is", she says.

The blonde officer looks at it, then hands it back to the blonde driver saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
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Old 8 March 2015, 05:02 PM   #2
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Old 8 March 2015, 06:06 PM   #3
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Old 9 March 2015, 12:33 AM   #4
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Old 9 March 2015, 12:56 AM   #5
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As politically incorrect as it gets....I loved it !!

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Old 9 March 2015, 12:57 AM   #6
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Old 9 March 2015, 01:07 AM   #7
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Old 9 March 2015, 06:29 AM   #8
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Old 9 March 2015, 06:44 AM   #9
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Old 10 March 2015, 09:46 AM   #10
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Old 10 March 2015, 03:27 PM   #11
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Old 13 March 2015, 02:51 AM   #12
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Haha terrible!
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Old 13 March 2015, 05:45 AM   #13
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Old 13 March 2015, 12:23 PM   #14
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Old 13 March 2015, 12:24 PM   #15
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Old 8 April 2015, 10:40 AM   #16
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Old 8 April 2015, 11:25 AM   #17
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Old 8 April 2015, 07:40 PM   #18
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Old 8 April 2015, 11:57 PM   #19
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A joke from twilight zone.
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