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Old 14 May 2008, 09:08 AM   #1
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?’
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Old 14 May 2008, 09:57 AM   #2
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Old 14 May 2008, 10:11 AM   #3
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You too, huh?
Yea, but I was the one wearing the mask.
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Old 14 May 2008, 04:21 PM   #4
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Old 14 May 2008, 05:19 PM   #6
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Old 14 May 2008, 09:59 PM   #7
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