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MattSoCal · 27 March 2015, 06:18 AM

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, It’s my first time.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

Hairdude1 · 27 March 2015, 02:44 PM

Ha!

polarinda · 27 March 2015, 04:13 PM

ha

Psmith · 27 March 2015, 08:53 PM

MonBK · 27 March 2015, 09:06 PM

:)

Poly · 29 March 2015, 11:04 PM

Fantastic.

Ruud Van Driver · 31 March 2015, 07:54 PM

badass09 · 31 March 2015, 07:57 PM

Rofl... rofl.. rofl..

Larry302 · 1 April 2015, 04:27 AM

That's going to be hard to remember and tell correct......

MattSoCal · 1 April 2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry302

That's going to be hard to remember and tell correct......

I retold it yesterday - got shortened to 3 husbands (psychologist, gynecologist and stamp collector). Not quite the same, but the best I could do verbally.

watchwatcher · 8 April 2015, 10:30 AM

27 March 2015, 06:18 AM	#1
MattSoCal "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Real Name: Matt Location: Oceanside, CA Watch: and learn Posts: 225	Ten Husbands (work/child discretion) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, It’s my first time.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

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