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BH13GMT · 1 April 2015, 07:09 PM

Italian Mistress

An Italian husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant.
This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says,

"Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband.

"But remember, if we get a divorce,
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more
summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club.
No more credit card and large Bank accounts.

But.... The decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

MonBK · 1 April 2015, 07:11 PM

Hahaha..:)

swatty · 1 April 2015, 07:12 PM

Hairdude1 · 2 April 2015, 02:34 PM

Ha!

Psmith · 2 April 2015, 06:32 PM

cop414 · 2 April 2015, 08:11 PM

bdex75 · 3 April 2015, 01:57 AM

Gotta love the pre-nup!!

Good one

seand442 · 4 April 2015, 01:23 PM

Frosty · 4 April 2015, 04:54 PM

asadtiger · 4 April 2015, 07:46 PM

:rofl;

vitalsignsrn · 5 April 2015, 03:21 PM

watchwatcher · 8 April 2015, 10:26 AM

1 April 2015, 07:09 PM	#1
BH13GMT "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Real Name: Paul Location: UK, Dorset Watch: and learn Posts: 2,636	The Italian Mistress Italian Mistress An Italian husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband. "But remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But.... The decision is all yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. __________________ Rolex Sub 1680, Rolex GMT 116710LN, Rolex Datejust 16220 Salmon Dial (the Mrs), Tudor BB58, Tudor Pelagos Blue and Several Seiko's ************************************************ *************** "last one in the chopper is a rotten egg" Jonathan Quayle Higgins III

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