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Old 8 April 2015, 10:06 PM   #1
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This man is about to die!

I'm a doctor on a casualty ward.

An emergency patient was brought in, covered in blood. As I was checking his injuries, he keeled over and fell onto my wrist, getting blood all over my brand new Rolex. I was so annoyed that I pushed him off, and he fell to the floor.

A nurse said, "Doctor, you can't do that. This man is about to die!"

I said, "Not on my watch."
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Old 9 April 2015, 12:52 AM   #2
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Old 9 April 2015, 12:53 AM   #3
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Old 9 April 2015, 08:12 AM   #4
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Old 9 April 2015, 11:25 AM   #5
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Old 10 April 2015, 04:37 AM   #6
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Old 10 April 2015, 04:49 AM   #7
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harsh but funny::)
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