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Old 19 June 2015, 08:11 AM   #1
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An Automobile Joke

A daughter asks her Dad,

"Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me

that I didn't understand. He said,

that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a

fantastic bumper."



Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend

that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with

his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his

headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his

exhaust pipe."
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Old 19 June 2015, 10:23 AM   #2
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Good one Grady.
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Old 19 June 2015, 11:56 AM   #3
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Old 20 June 2015, 04:04 PM   #8
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With two daughters, I'm gonna keep that one handy.
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Will that make her a garage queen?
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