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padi56 · 25 June 2015, 10:48 PM

�The Arrogance of Authority��
The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher,
"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
�

The rancher said,
"Okay, but don't go in that field over there ...",
as he pointed out a distant location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying,
"Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge
and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?!�
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I damn well wish....
on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given!
Have I made myself clear ... do you understand???"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams,
looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life,
being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull ...
�

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety.�
�
The man was clearly terrified.
�
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs ..

"Your badge ...
show him your BADGE!!"

MonBK · 26 June 2015, 01:39 AM

:)

superdog · 26 June 2015, 01:42 AM

ha. love that story.

watchwatcher · 26 June 2015, 02:07 AM

Psmith · 26 June 2015, 03:39 AM

cop414 · 26 June 2015, 10:08 AM

Cdn328is · 26 June 2015, 01:17 PM

Good one!

Hairdude1 · 26 June 2015, 02:38 PM

Rogdogg · 26 June 2015, 02:40 PM

Very good!

Hamish · 27 June 2015, 10:15 PM

Funny

Wllnv19 · 11 July 2015, 07:47 AM

25 June 2015, 10:48 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	The Arrogance of Authority�� �The Arrogance of Authority�� The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." � The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there ...", as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?!� This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I damn well wish.... on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear ... do you understand???" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull ... � With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety.� � The man was clearly terrified. � The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs .. "Your badge ... show him your BADGE!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

26 June 2015, 01:42 AM	#3
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