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Old 4 July 2015, 08:30 PM   #1
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Daughter Asks Dad.

The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. You know he is into cars, but I don't talk in car parts.


He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,

I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
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Old 4 July 2015, 08:38 PM   #2
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Old 4 July 2015, 08:45 PM   #3
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Old 4 July 2015, 10:01 PM   #5
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Old 5 July 2015, 01:53 PM   #6
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Old 5 July 2015, 04:41 PM   #7
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Old 6 July 2015, 10:33 AM   #11
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Rolex uses rare elves to polish the platinum. They have a union deal and make like $90 per hour and get time and half on weekends.
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