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Old 9 August 2015, 12:01 AM   #1
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Green Bay Packers Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Packer fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do cheeseheads and hemorrhoids have in common?
A: They’re both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.

Q: Why did Clay Matthews get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?
A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze

Q: Why did the Packer fan trade his wife in on an outdoor toilet?
A: He said the hole was smaller and it smelled better.
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Old 9 August 2015, 12:33 AM   #2
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Ouch, glad I'm not a Packers fan!
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Old 9 August 2015, 12:44 AM   #3
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Old 9 August 2015, 11:37 AM   #4
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Nice collection

Of course, being a Bears fan, you always have free time in January to work on things like that.
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Old 9 August 2015, 12:59 PM   #5
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Nice collection

Of course, being a Bears fan, you always have free time in January to work on things like that.
"Franchise quarterback Jay Cutler" is an oxymoron.

The beach weather is very refreshing in January
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Old 9 August 2015, 06:40 PM   #6
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Old 9 August 2015, 07:37 PM   #7
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Old 10 August 2015, 05:57 PM   #8
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Funny, but what's more funny is being a Bears fan! Go pack go
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Can you pick up the Bear's games in Abu Dhabi?
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Can you pick up the Bear's games in Abu Dhabi?
I subscribe to NFL Game Pass. Watched the Vikes and Steelers HOF game today.
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Yeah, baby!
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Yeah, baby!
We've had a dry spell since Urlacher and Lovey left. But, if Foxy can reign Cutler in, and the D can stop the run, we have a shot this year. Big if on Cutler, the coach killer, but one should keep hope alive.
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