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seand442 · 4 October 2015, 12:51 AM

A father walks into a book store with his son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."

dysondiver · 4 October 2015, 01:09 AM

lol

Psmith · 4 October 2015, 02:04 AM

AzPaul · 4 October 2015, 02:30 AM

cop414 · 4 October 2015, 04:49 AM

SearChart · 4 October 2015, 05:06 AM

Hairdude1 · 4 October 2015, 02:21 PM

Bluside · 4 October 2015, 09:41 PM

I think she was my ex wife's attorney. Does great work, BTW.

THC · 4 October 2015, 10:03 PM

Having lived this scenario many years ago, I can now laugh at it... So true

watchwatcher · 6 October 2015, 06:49 AM

Tri-Tip · 6 October 2015, 01:34 PM

Ouch

4 October 2015, 12:51 AM	#1
seand442 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth Watch: 116610 Posts: 3,455	Lifesaver A father walks into a book store with his son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney." __________________ NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL. THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.

4 October 2015, 02:04 AM	#3
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4 October 2015, 02:30 AM	#4
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4 October 2015, 04:49 AM	#5
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4 October 2015, 02:21 PM	#7
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4 October 2015, 01:09 AM	#2
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4 October 2015, 09:41 PM	#8
Bluside 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Florida Posts: 3,081	I think she was my ex wife's attorney. Does great work, BTW.

4 October 2015, 10:03 PM	#9
THC 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Tom Location: Mandeville La Watch: 126333 Posts: 10,664	Having lived this scenario many years ago, I can now laugh at it... So true

6 October 2015, 06:49 AM	#10
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6 October 2015, 01:34 PM	#11
Tri-Tip "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: CA, USA Watch: Out!!! Posts: 6,474	Ouch

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