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Old 24 January 2016, 03:35 PM   #1
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Oh great, My girlfriend read the rules of TRF....

Now SHE makes me wait 100 seconds between attempts too!



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Old 24 January 2016, 03:38 PM   #2
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Old 24 January 2016, 03:44 PM   #3
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Old 24 January 2016, 04:27 PM   #4
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Old 24 January 2016, 04:38 PM   #5
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Will save you many hours of grief trying to talk your way out of something you shouldn't have said
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Old 24 January 2016, 04:40 PM   #6
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Old 24 January 2016, 05:16 PM   #7
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Old 24 January 2016, 06:56 PM   #8
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There is not many out there that will wait 100 sec for 5 sec of work.
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Old 24 January 2016, 07:01 PM   #9
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There is not many out there that will wait 100 sec for 5 sec of work.
I believe you have just described working with the US Government Jocke
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Old 24 January 2016, 07:41 PM   #10
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I'm a little sad for you that you said "attempts".
Let's at least say 'events' (although that's a bit sad also)
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Old 24 January 2016, 08:14 PM   #11
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I believe you have just described working with the US Government Jocke
The difference is the guys at the US Government have their hands in their pockets.
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Old 24 January 2016, 08:41 PM   #12
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The difference is the guys at the US Government have their hands in their pockets.
So does Paul when playing "pocket-tennis".

I can't believe I spent 100 sec. on this.
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Old 24 January 2016, 08:53 PM   #13
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So does Paul when playing "pocket-tennis".

I can't believe I spent 100 sec. on this.
To me he says it was pocket snooker.
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Old 24 January 2016, 09:34 PM   #14
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Paul has deep pockets.
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Old 24 January 2016, 09:45 PM   #15
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Paul has deep pockets.
I guess he wear Linda Lovelace jeans.
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Old 25 January 2016, 10:40 AM   #16
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Old 25 January 2016, 10:59 AM   #17
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Old 25 January 2016, 05:08 PM   #19
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Old 25 January 2016, 07:42 PM   #20
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Old 26 January 2016, 02:40 PM   #21
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Old 27 January 2016, 03:41 AM   #23
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Old 30 January 2016, 10:43 AM   #24
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How'd I miss this thread, hilarious Paul!!!
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