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UNLVino · 27 January 2016, 02:06 PM

Asks the bartender if he's a betting man, bartender says yes. The guy says he will bet him $300.00 that he can chug his largest picture of beer in under 5 seconds.

Bartender says he has a gallon picture - guy says that's fine. Bartender pours the picture and the guy chugs it in 4 seconds. A little while later the guy says he will bet him $600.00 he can chug two pictures in under 5 seconds - bartender takes the bet - boom guy chugs in 4 seconds.

Guy calls bartender over says he has another bet - bartender say no more bets - guy says just hear him out - says he will bet $1,500.00 that bar tender can take the smallest shot glass, place it on the bar. The guy will stand on bar 5 feet away and will pee into the shot glass and fill it to the rim without spilling a drop. Bar tender takes the bet.

The guy stands on bar and pees - everywhere, cealing, glasses, the bar not a drop in the glass. Bartender laughs takes the money and starts cleaning up - but notices the guy is still having a good time. Curious the bartender asks - I just win back all my money plus $700.00 - what gives?

The guy says - well you see that fellow over in the corner? Well I bet him $3,000.00 that I would get up, piss all over your bar and you'd wipe it up with a smile!!

BNA/LION · 27 January 2016, 02:08 PM

Hairdude1 · 27 January 2016, 02:32 PM

Psmith · 27 January 2016, 09:14 PM

asadtiger · 27 January 2016, 10:34 PM

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mjclark32 · 27 January 2016, 10:35 PM

Hahaha

ROLEX2447 · 28 January 2016, 02:43 AM

Love it!!

The Joker · 28 January 2016, 06:54 AM

Hmmm, the only thing amusing is the spelling.

bdex75 · 28 January 2016, 07:20 AM

Haaa.

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Bluside · 28 January 2016, 08:32 AM

Good one

KenNethcole · 29 January 2016, 08:42 PM

ltmgeller · 30 January 2016, 03:00 PM

UNLVino · 30 January 2016, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Hmmm, the only thing amusing is the spelling.

If it were a thesis instead of a joke I would have proof read it better.

27 January 2016, 02:06 PM	#1
UNLVino "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Real Name: Tim Location: Left Coast USA Watch: 15203 & 18038 Posts: 384	Guy walks into a bar Asks the bartender if he's a betting man, bartender says yes. The guy says he will bet him $300.00 that he can chug his largest picture of beer in under 5 seconds. Bartender says he has a gallon picture - guy says that's fine. Bartender pours the picture and the guy chugs it in 4 seconds. A little while later the guy says he will bet him $600.00 he can chug two pictures in under 5 seconds - bartender takes the bet - boom guy chugs in 4 seconds. Guy calls bartender over says he has another bet - bartender say no more bets - guy says just hear him out - says he will bet $1,500.00 that bar tender can take the smallest shot glass, place it on the bar. The guy will stand on bar 5 feet away and will pee into the shot glass and fill it to the rim without spilling a drop. Bar tender takes the bet. The guy stands on bar and pees - everywhere, cealing, glasses, the bar not a drop in the glass. Bartender laughs takes the money and starts cleaning up - but notices the guy is still having a good time. Curious the bartender asks - I just win back all my money plus $700.00 - what gives? The guy says - well you see that fellow over in the corner? Well I bet him $3,000.00 that I would get up, piss all over your bar and you'd wipe it up with a smile!!

27 January 2016, 02:08 PM	#2
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28 January 2016, 06:54 AM	#8
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