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seand442 · 6 March 2016, 01:00 AM

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 actual hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1.Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Are you sure this is for me?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Gaijin · 6 March 2016, 01:23 AM

BBL · 6 March 2016, 02:07 AM

Hhahahaa...
Revisit to a good one...

BNA/LION · 6 March 2016, 02:16 AM

Hairdude1 · 6 March 2016, 09:14 AM

Iflylo · 7 March 2016, 12:59 AM

Hahahaha, I can relate..

THC · 7 March 2016, 01:12 AM

Love number 12.... I can totally see that happening after the first text lol

Psmith · 7 March 2016, 02:23 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 March 2016, 04:25 PM

swatty · 13 March 2016, 07:00 PM

skydriver · 17 May 2016, 06:09 AM

I have got to get off this forum and get back to work.

bungcarlo · 17 May 2016, 10:33 AM

I pick number 1.

6 March 2016, 01:00 AM	#1
seand442 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth Watch: 116610 Posts: 3,455	I love you, sweetheart. A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message. Below are 12 actual hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? 1.Who the hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong? 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. Are you sure this is for me? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? __________________ NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT. FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL. THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.

6 March 2016, 02:16 AM	#4
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6 March 2016, 09:14 AM	#5
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7 March 2016, 12:59 AM	#6
Iflylo "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: USA Posts: 384	Hahahaha, I can relate.. __________________ "Walking's easy when the road is flat, the Good Lord gave us Mountains so we could learn how to Climb" Lonestar.

7 March 2016, 02:23 AM	#8
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6 March 2016, 01:23 AM	#2
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6 March 2016, 02:07 AM	#3
BBL "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Real Name: DM Location: USA Watch: DD-YG/DJ/Breitling Posts: 8,889	Hhahahaa... Revisit to a good one...

7 March 2016, 01:12 AM	#7
THC 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Tom Location: Mandeville La Watch: 126333 Posts: 10,664	Love number 12.... I can totally see that happening after the first text lol

12 March 2016, 04:25 PM	#9
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13 March 2016, 07:00 PM	#10
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17 May 2016, 06:09 AM	#11
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17 May 2016, 10:33 AM	#12
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