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padi56 · 12 July 2005, 05:38 PM

A Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test.

"Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Irish man says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irish man.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Irish man stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irish man, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Irish man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Irish man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and sh#t by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.....So, when I start???"

JJ Irani · 12 July 2005, 05:48 PM

LMAO!! Good one, Peter....

dman · 13 July 2005, 01:14 PM

ROTFLMAO!! Good one!!

12 July 2005, 05:38 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Job Interview With An Irish Man. A Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test. "Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Irish man says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Irish man. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Irish man stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Irish man, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Irish man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Irish man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and sh#t by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.....So, when I start???" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 July 2005, 05:48 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO!! Good one, Peter.... __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 July 2005, 01:14 PM	#3
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	ROTFLMAO!! Good one!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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