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Oscar · 24 July 2008, 09:13 PM

One of these gags may remind members of someone on TRF, but all participants are innocent until proven guilty in a Court of Law...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

************************************************** ******************************

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started... .

.................................................. .........................

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy

with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,

fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started...

ROLEX MAN · 24 July 2008, 10:02 PM

Thats really funny!!!

JJ Irani · 25 July 2008, 03:38 AM

toph · 25 July 2008, 04:21 AM

limbo · 25 July 2008, 05:27 AM

ratae1950 · 25 July 2008, 12:46 PM

Art161 · 25 July 2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

Well, we know it wasn't Doc. He has been replaced by an HMO.

pwrslider · 25 July 2008, 04:38 PM

swatty · 25 July 2008, 09:16 PM

DSJ · 26 July 2008, 12:30 AM

Loved it!

24 July 2008, 09:13 PM	#1
Oscar "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Michael Location: Melb, Australia Watch: SS GMTIIC Posts: 1,350	A Few Short Gags One of these gags may remind members of someone on TRF, but all participants are innocent until proven guilty in a Court of Law... My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started..... ************************************************ **************************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started... . .................................................. ......................... A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started...

24 July 2008, 10:02 PM	#2
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Thats really funny!!! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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