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Ruud Van Driver · 12 April 2016, 12:15 PM

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Hairdude1 · 12 April 2016, 12:55 PM

Psmith · 14 April 2016, 01:26 AM

Al1969 · 14 April 2016, 06:12 AM

Great post. Hilarious

BBL · 14 April 2016, 10:30 AM

Hamish · 16 April 2016, 10:57 PM

Funny....I love your jokes

swatty · 17 April 2016, 07:41 PM

cop414 · 17 April 2016, 09:26 PM

Late to the party but good one Paul!

1William · 17 April 2016, 10:00 PM

I like it.

Contused · 18 April 2016, 11:24 AM

Good one

Bisquitlips · 13 May 2016, 02:26 PM

BNA/LION · 4 June 2016, 03:49 PM

12 April 2016, 12:15 PM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	Applied Mathematics (work/child safe) LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. __________________ 116520 Black, 116610 LVc, 116660 D-Blue, 116610 LNc, 116622 Blue, PAM359, PAM689, PAM737 *"Why should you allow an AD to shake you down, just so you can buy a watch" - Grady Philpott* Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

12 April 2016, 12:55 PM	#2
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14 April 2016, 01:26 AM	#3
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14 April 2016, 06:12 AM	#4
Al1969 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,639	Great post. Hilarious __________________ WG SUB-116719 GMT MASTER II 126719

17 April 2016, 09:26 PM	#8
cop414 TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Tim Location: Pennsylvania Watch: 14060M Posts: 72,175	Late to the party but good one Paul! __________________ Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED

14 April 2016, 10:30 AM	#5
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16 April 2016, 10:57 PM	#6
Hamish "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Earth Watch: 5575 Posts: 1,674	Funny....I love your jokes

17 April 2016, 07:41 PM	#7
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17 April 2016, 10:00 PM	#9
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18 April 2016, 11:24 AM	#10
Contused "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: UK Posts: 274	Good one

13 May 2016, 02:26 PM	#11
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