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Ruud Van Driver · 28 April 2016, 12:47 AM

My wife told me to stop being immature, I told her to get out of my fort.

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make, then they call me ugly AND poor

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient not funny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come.

Apparently someone gets stabbed in London every 52 seconds, What has he ever done to deserve that, poor sod?

Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism

What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey

Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that.

The first rule about Alzhiemers club is, don't talk about chess club

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows far too high, she looked surprised.

GerardoG · 28 April 2016, 01:18 AM

Patton250 · 28 April 2016, 01:22 AM

Nice stuff

Memphis · 28 April 2016, 01:45 AM

Aye Matey!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Psmith · 28 April 2016, 02:08 AM

Danny83 · 28 April 2016, 02:11 AM

cop414 · 28 April 2016, 06:20 AM

Excellent!

Aboutime87 · 28 April 2016, 06:31 AM

swatty · 28 April 2016, 07:27 AM

BBL · 28 April 2016, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memphis

Aye Matey!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

x2

Hairdude1 · 28 April 2016, 02:36 PM

BNA/LION · 28 April 2016, 03:13 PM

Contused · 28 April 2016, 11:39 PM

Aye Matey!

Rebel · 29 April 2016, 12:15 AM

Bisquitlips · 13 May 2016, 02:16 PM

Andad · 13 May 2016, 07:13 PM

HaHa.

28 April 2016, 12:47 AM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	Warning! Some very BAD jokes (Work/child safe) My wife told me to stop being immature, I told her to get out of my fort. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make, then they call me ugly AND poor How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient not funny. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come. Apparently someone gets stabbed in London every 52 seconds, What has he ever done to deserve that, poor sod? Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that. The first rule about Alzhiemers club is, don't talk about chess club I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows far too high, she looked surprised. __________________ 116520 Black, 116610 LVc, 116660 D-Blue, 116610 LNc, 116622 Blue, PAM359, PAM689, PAM737 *"Why should you allow an AD to shake you down, just so you can buy a watch" - Grady Philpott* Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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