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JohnBaker3 · 4 June 2016, 07:14 AM

A man and a woman, strangers, were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded. "Pepper."

Swedecheff · 4 June 2016, 08:30 AM

Giggety!

teqp · 4 June 2016, 10:20 AM

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shawndww · 4 June 2016, 12:05 PM

Just read it to my wife.. Classic..

nyc2la · 4 June 2016, 03:51 PM

👏👏

swatty · 4 June 2016, 06:54 PM

JohnBaker3 · 4 June 2016, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shawndww

Just read it to my wife..

I did the same when I first saw this; she never saw it coming!!

Contused · 5 June 2016, 02:00 AM

Good one!

Psmith · 5 June 2016, 04:54 AM

cop414 · 5 June 2016, 11:26 AM

bdex75 · 5 June 2016, 01:35 PM

My wife doesn't always like TRF jokes, but she approved of that one.

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Hairdude1 · 5 June 2016, 02:42 PM

Tri-Tip · 8 June 2016, 07:48 AM

Funny!

asadtiger · 9 June 2016, 01:46 AM

Lol..lol...good one :)

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Relyt · 14 June 2016, 05:00 PM

May have to try that with my wife JK. BAGAHA

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4 June 2016, 07:14 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	Sneezed A man and a woman, strangers, were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded. "Pepper." __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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4 June 2016, 08:30 AM	#2
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5 June 2016, 02:00 AM	#9
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8 June 2016, 07:48 AM	#14
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