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marine 337 · 18 June 2016, 05:47 AM

Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire
to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer,
he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it
or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire
to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it,
and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts
only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said,
"I don't understand.
What about the pickle slicer?

Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

MonBK · 18 June 2016, 05:48 AM

Haha...

nyc2la · 18 June 2016, 05:51 AM

Psmith · 18 June 2016, 06:59 AM

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Lordofrolex · 18 June 2016, 07:49 AM

lol

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TheRolexKingofLV · 18 June 2016, 09:19 AM

incontrol · 18 June 2016, 09:23 AM

SemperFi · 18 June 2016, 10:41 AM

I was worried there for awhile.

Hairdude1 · 18 June 2016, 11:06 AM

waQstar · 18 June 2016, 04:06 PM

Haha

jsg · 19 June 2016, 12:43 AM

Lol

Relyt · 22 June 2016, 06:53 PM

I did not see that one coming.

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18 June 2016, 05:47 AM	#1
marine 337 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: florida Posts: 112	Pickle Factory Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer? Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

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