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JohnBaker3 · 26 June 2016, 08:20 AM

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"

“But, enough about me. How ya doing?"

cop414 · 26 June 2016, 08:45 AM

Bluside · 26 June 2016, 09:12 AM

Psmith · 26 June 2016, 12:10 PM

TickTopia · 26 June 2016, 01:21 PM

Morethan1 · 26 June 2016, 01:24 PM

Good one! That's took a turn...

Hairdude1 · 27 June 2016, 08:55 AM

BNA/LION · 27 June 2016, 09:23 AM

Rebel · 27 June 2016, 09:36 AM

Sweet.

swatty · 27 June 2016, 09:43 AM

jsg · 27 June 2016, 11:42 AM

SemperFi · 28 June 2016, 12:31 AM

MonBK · 28 June 2016, 01:00 AM

Haha...:)

KenNethcole · 28 June 2016, 07:55 AM

mjclark32 · 28 June 2016, 08:05 AM

Hahaha

BBL · 2 July 2016, 06:29 PM

Quite a Kicker!! Good chuckle!
Thanks

26 June 2016, 08:20 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	How Ya Doing? There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!" “But, enough about me. How ya doing?" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

26 June 2016, 08:45 AM	#2
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26 June 2016, 01:24 PM	#6
Morethan1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Montreal, Canada Watch: Rolex 16600 Posts: 111	Good one! That's took a turn...

27 June 2016, 09:36 AM	#9
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