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padi56 · 19 March 2006, 08:58 PM

Dogs have always been the favoured Pet, and trusted friend of the British, despite the fact it secretes large quantities of highly unpleasant and pungent Sh!te at every opportunity.And has a business partner called Mr Vet who takes your pants down,and shafts you every time Fido sneezes. And in many cases savages the hands that feed it.and barks at all other dogs who come within reach.

You can see the attractions however; Endless Summers playing ball with Fido, Evenings by the fire with Fido curled up at your feet, tossing Fido tidbits as he gives you those sad eyes at the dinner table although you know it's wrong for a Dog to weigh more than you.

Dogs communicate, make you laugh, and are real fun guys to be with.
Whats more, a nice doggie is a friend for life, and doesn't talk,or answer back.

Now imagine your Dog had no legs, was fifteen feet long, devoid of warm snuggly fur, couldn't play ball, was cool to the touch, and never ever stuck it's warm moist nose into your ear as a sign of affection.

Imagine you had....A Snake not one of the small variety but a huge
bloody Python,that could give Paulie a run for his money,where size
matters.

It's true though! People actually keep these coiled up reptiles as PETS!

OK, these 'People' have other subnormal tendencies such as watching Star Trek every night on Video, ' come to think of it, but how the FeK does a huge Snake make any kind of pet?

Dogs whine, bark and pant to communicate, while the bloody Snake sticks its bleeding tongue out at you, or constricts itself around one of your limbs as if to say 'Next year you will be in my body Pal'

Dogs eat good wholesome food, such as, well anything you eat, plus a lot of stuff the cat would have eaten if it wasn't so busy pouncing around cleaning it's face before tucking in. While Snakes don't even bother chewing the specially harvested Rodents,rabbits or chickens you dangle suggestively above it's slant eyed pointy cruel face.

And all the time this tubular gulper tosser is giving you tongue like a drunken Mexican trying to pull passers by.....

I bought a bleeding Chameleon once, but someone left the bloody cage door open, and we haven't seen it since....

The reptilian little bugger is still here somewhere, as you can smell it, and watch insects disappear before your very eyes. You just can't bloody see it.And another advantage of dogs is they keep the garden clear of those horrible sh!te burying furballs called cats.

mailman · 19 March 2006, 09:40 PM

I agree Padi. I see no reason to have a snake as a house pet. Just my .02

C.J. · 20 March 2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I agree Padi. I see no reason to have a snake as a house pet. Just my .02

Then whats all this anaconda talk about

20 March 2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Then whats all this anaconda talk about

Ask JJ that question - he seems to be the one with a unhealthy interest in Paul's member.....

C.J. · 20 March 2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Avalon

Ask JJ that question - he seems to be the one with a unhealthy interest in Paul's member.....

Could be the reason for his extraordinary long power reserves

JJ Irani · 20 March 2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

Then whats all this anaconda talk about

You stole my thunder, CJ!!

JJ Irani · 20 March 2006, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I agree Padi. I see no reason to have a snake as a house pet. Just my .02

No comment on this one, Paulie!! (Trying very hard to suppress a loud laugh and a wide grin!!)

C.J. · 20 March 2006, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You stole my thunder, CJ!!

No, no, no, believe me......Pauls thunder is all yours

mailman · 20 March 2006, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

No comment on this one, Paulie!! (Trying very hard to suppress a loud laugh and a wide grin!!)

I didn't mean my tool, ya tool

I meant a real belly crawling, skin shedding, forked tounge reptile

20 March 2006, 10:13 AM

Back on topic now.......I think there is a desire to have "different" pets with some people. Over the years I have had a number of pets, some not of the everday variety:

1/ Turtle (when I was a kid - one I caught in the creek).
2/ Rabbits - Netherland dwarf and Holland lop.....oh my just realized they were both Dutch!

3/ Mouse - this was actually one my wife "rescued" after she finished her biology degree (they were just going to kill it at the end of the year because it was left over).
4/ Gerbils - once again my wife agreed to take these from someone who had some to give away (it was her boss so she really had no choice).
5/ Rat - actually quite a good pet - very friendly.
6/ Dog - also known as devil-dog......still have him/it after 12 years.
7/ Goffin's Cockatoo - she ended up getting sick and during the treatments went a bit off, so we had to give her away (I loved that bird!)

I have often thought of getting a lizard (Blue tongue as my wife had one when she was a child in Australia), but so far we are sticking with the dog.

Here is the dog, looking up at me and licking his chops because I'm eating something and as always he wants some........

And here is our cockatoo when we still had her.......

C.J. · 20 March 2006, 11:04 AM

Al, I can't imagine that adorable little pup giving you any trouble at all

Launch Mini · 20 March 2006, 01:46 PM

Talking about dogs, I got the following letter from a friend, It is self explanitory except the Whalley part. Whalley is the "less desirable" part of Surrey, BC.

Hey all,

A friend of mine is looking for a good home for a puppy he found at a park in Whalley.

This dog has had a troubled past, but with the right care and a loving home,

He will most likely become a good and faithful friend.

Please see the attached picture of this little guy in case you know anyone who'd be interested.

Many Thanks
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../freepuppy.jpg

dman · 20 March 2006, 01:53 PM

Had a buddy in college that actually had to shoot his Boa because it tried to constrict his legs while he was sleeping. The first thought I had, was what the hell was the thing doing in his bed? He said that it had gotten out of its cage.

mailman · 20 March 2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Talking about dogs, I got the following letter from a friend, It is self explanitory except the Whalley part. Whalley is the "less desirable" part of Surrey, BC.

Hey all,

A friend of mine is looking for a good home for a puppy he found at a park in Whalley.

This dog has had a troubled past, but with the right care and a loving home,

He will most likely become a good and faithful friend.

Please see the attached picture of this little guy in case you know anyone who'd be interested.

Many Thanks
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../freepuppy.jpg

padi56 · 20 March 2006, 08:23 PM

Thats a nice Goffin Cockatoo Al, I have kept birds of some kind nearly all my life.Owls various other raptors and George my African Grey I have had him or her now 28 years,and a very good talker please excuse poor picture.

This is little JJ a G/H Eagle owl I breed at 3 weeks old,now all gone but now living at a owl sanctuary

At 14 weeks old.

C.J. · 21 March 2006, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Talking about dogs, I got the following letter from a friend, It is self explanitory except the Whalley part. Whalley is the "less desirable" part of Surrey, BC.

Hey all,

A friend of mine is looking for a good home for a puppy he found at a park in Whalley.

This dog has had a troubled past, but with the right care and a loving home,

He will most likely become a good and faithful friend.

Please see the attached picture of this little guy in case you know anyone who'd be interested.

Many Thanks
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../freepuppy.jpg

JJ Irani · 21 March 2006, 04:12 AM

Hey Padi, how could you put me away in an owl sanctuary?

padi56 · 21 March 2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey Padi, how could you put me away in an owl sanctuary?

He is doing quite well JJ remember he was born when we was at the other place,and I named him after you.Well he has a mate of his own now,and they hope they will breed next year.

JJ Irani · 22 March 2006, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

He is doing quite well JJ remember he was born when we was at the other place,and I named him after you.Well he has a mate of his own now,and they hope they will breed next year.

Yes, I remember that one, Padi. Oh, so now he has a mate? Great! What's her name? And how often do they do it?

mailman · 22 March 2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, I remember that one, Padi. Oh, so now he has a mate? Great! What's her name? And how often do they do it?

Probably more than you're able to

JJ Irani · 22 March 2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Probably more than you're able to

padi56 · 22 March 2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, I remember that one, Padi. Oh, so now he has a mate? Great! What's her name? And how often do they do it?

Sorry JJ not really into watching owls procreating,I suppose her name is now Mrs JJ unless they are living in sin.

Goodwatch · 22 March 2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

OK, these 'People' have other subnormal tendencies such as watching Star Trek every night on Video, ' come to think of it, but how the FeK does a huge Snake make any kind of pet?

Hey! Does watching Star Trek on DVD count as well?

Go back mining coals man!

I like Star Trek

padi56 · 23 March 2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Hey! Does watching Star Trek on DVD count as well?

Go back mining coals man!

I like Star Trek

Yes Frans must must admit to being a bit of a Trekie myself,and I was caught once, playing with ones snake in my younger days.

Goodwatch · 23 March 2006, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Yes Frans must must admit to being a bit of a Trekie myself,and I was caught once, playing with ones snake in my younger days.

You mean the trouser snake?

(Very common variety, but it can spit venom at some occasions

).

padi56 · 23 March 2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

You mean the trouser snake?

(Very common variety, but it can spit venom at some occasions

).

Yes Frans when I was a young lad,we did not have many toys,so we
had to amuse ones self, almost to climax in so many other ways.

JJ Irani · 23 March 2006, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Yes Frans when I was a young lad,we did not have many toys,so we
had to amuse ones self, almost to climax in so many other ways.

Hey you two,

Get a room if you're going to reminisce about your tossing days!!

Goodwatch · 23 March 2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey you two,

Get a room if you're going to reminisce about your tossing days!!

That is wankin' you tosser

mailman · 23 March 2006, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Yes Frans when I was a young lad,we did not have many toys,so we
had to amuse ones self, almost to climax in so many other ways.

JJ Irani · 23 March 2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Yes Frans when I was a young lad,we did not have many toys,so we
had to amuse ones self, almost to climax in so many other ways.

Now that is funny!

19 March 2006, 08:58 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Walking The Dog Or Snake. Dogs have always been the favoured Pet, and trusted friend of the British, despite the fact it secretes large quantities of highly unpleasant and pungent Sh!te at every opportunity.And has a business partner called Mr Vet who takes your pants down,and shafts you every time Fido sneezes. And in many cases savages the hands that feed it.and barks at all other dogs who come within reach. You can see the attractions however; Endless Summers playing ball with Fido, Evenings by the fire with Fido curled up at your feet, tossing Fido tidbits as he gives you those sad eyes at the dinner table although you know it's wrong for a Dog to weigh more than you. Dogs communicate, make you laugh, and are real fun guys to be with. Whats more, a nice doggie is a friend for life, and doesn't talk,or answer back. Now imagine your Dog had no legs, was fifteen feet long, devoid of warm snuggly fur, couldn't play ball, was cool to the touch, and never ever stuck it's warm moist nose into your ear as a sign of affection. Imagine you had....A Snake not one of the small variety but a huge bloody Python,that could give Paulie a run for his money,where size matters. It's true though! People actually keep these coiled up reptiles as PETS! OK, these 'People' have other subnormal tendencies such as watching Star Trek every night on Video, ' come to think of it, but how the FeK does a huge Snake make any kind of pet? Dogs whine, bark and pant to communicate, while the bloody Snake sticks its bleeding tongue out at you, or constricts itself around one of your limbs as if to say 'Next year you will be in my body Pal' Dogs eat good wholesome food, such as, well anything you eat, plus a lot of stuff the cat would have eaten if it wasn't so busy pouncing around cleaning it's face before tucking in. While Snakes don't even bother chewing the specially harvested Rodents,rabbits or chickens you dangle suggestively above it's slant eyed pointy cruel face. And all the time this tubular gulper tosser is giving you tongue like a drunken Mexican trying to pull passers by..... I bought a bleeding Chameleon once, but someone left the bloody cage door open, and we haven't seen it since.... The reptilian little bugger is still here somewhere, as you can smell it, and watch insects disappear before your very eyes. You just can't bloody see it.And another advantage of dogs is they keep the garden clear of those horrible sh!te burying furballs called cats. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 March 2006, 09:40 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	I agree Padi. I see no reason to have a snake as a house pet. Just my .02 __________________ JJ

20 March 2006, 11:04 AM	#11
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Al, I can't imagine that adorable little pup giving you any trouble at all __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

20 March 2006, 01:46 PM	#12
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Talking about dogs, I got the following letter from a friend, It is self explanitory except the Whalley part. Whalley is the "less desirable" part of Surrey, BC. Hey all, A friend of mine is looking for a good home for a puppy he found at a park in Whalley. This dog has had a troubled past, but with the right care and a loving home, He will most likely become a good and faithful friend. Please see the attached picture of this little guy in case you know anyone who'd be interested. Many Thanks http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../freepuppy.jpg __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

20 March 2006, 01:53 PM	#13
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Had a buddy in college that actually had to shoot his Boa because it tried to constrict his legs while he was sleeping. The first thought I had, was what the hell was the thing doing in his bed? He said that it had gotten out of its cage. __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

20 March 2006, 10:13 AM	#10
---- Guest Posts: n/a	Back on topic now.......I think there is a desire to have "different" pets with some people. Over the years I have had a number of pets, some not of the everday variety: 1/ Turtle (when I was a kid - one I caught in the creek). 2/ Rabbits - Netherland dwarf and Holland lop.....oh my just realized they were both Dutch! 3/ Mouse - this was actually one my wife "rescued" after she finished her biology degree (they were just going to kill it at the end of the year because it was left over). 4/ Gerbils - once again my wife agreed to take these from someone who had some to give away (it was her boss so she really had no choice). 5/ Rat - actually quite a good pet - very friendly. 6/ Dog - also known as devil-dog......still have him/it after 12 years. 7/ Goffin's Cockatoo - she ended up getting sick and during the treatments went a bit off, so we had to give her away (I loved that bird!) I have often thought of getting a lizard (Blue tongue as my wife had one when she was a child in Australia), but so far we are sticking with the dog. Here is the dog, looking up at me and licking his chops because I'm eating something and as always he wants some........ And here is our cockatoo when we still had her.......

20 March 2006, 08:23 PM	#15
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Thats a nice Goffin Cockatoo Al, I have kept birds of some kind nearly all my life.Owls various other raptors and George my African Grey I have had him or her now 28 years,and a very good talker please excuse poor picture. This is little JJ a G/H Eagle owl I breed at 3 weeks old,now all gone but now living at a owl sanctuary At 14 weeks old. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

21 March 2006, 04:12 AM	#17
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Padi, how could you put me away in an owl sanctuary? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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