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14 July 2005, 11:33 PM

Okay, so I was in Canadian Tire and decided to change careers.

I bought some car wax and a power washer and now I am happy to brag that I am the most expensive auto detailer in town.

Yep, I charge $1,000 per car, but hey, people feel better about themselves if they pay more for what is essentially a $20 job. If they pay more, they figure they're getting more (but they're not). I pay illegal immigrants $1 a day to help me out, and I pocket the rest of the proceeds so I can pay for my lavish lifestyle.

I just bought a used Mercedes S class cuz I wannabe perceived as a successful business man. I think people who buy used luxury cars are wannabe posers, but hey… who said my rules have to apply to me, right?

So with all this money I’m making, I buy only the best watches, wear the best clothing, eat the best food (and lots of it cuz I like flexing my fat to people for ‘intimidation purposes’) and I bought my wife the best boobs money can buy. What can I say? I'm the best!

Yep, I’m a big shot now.

Sorry though, I can’t hire any of you guys… you may leak my corporate secrets to other detailers and then I’d have to ban you from my premises.

BTW, I also like to lie to people's faces, particularly those who can be baffled by the constant BS I spew about my technical abilities on a computer.

Ain’t life grand?

alpet · 14 July 2005, 11:58 PM

Who is.............

Dang, I dont remember the name....

padi56 · 15 July 2005, 12:05 AM

Hope someone dont strike a match,and explode all the gas from all that hotair bullsh#t.

dman · 15 July 2005, 12:10 AM

Hey, did you move shops a bit north from your old location??

Uncle-AJ · 15 July 2005, 03:08 AM

Oh John you are a little rascal.

padi56 · 15 July 2005, 03:09 AM

moved as far north as possible

Rockrolex · 15 July 2005, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by alpet

Who is.............

Dang, I dont remember the name....

Is it something like BB? Does that ring a bell?

padi56 · 15 July 2005, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Is it something like BB? Does that ring a bell?

well I thought it was lucky strike cigs

JJ Irani · 15 July 2005, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

well I thought it was lucky strike

Spot-on....you strike well!!

Uncle-AJ · 15 July 2005, 03:38 AM

Stryke up the banned.

15 July 2005, 03:41 AM

I hope this business doesn't strike out.

JJ Irani · 15 July 2005, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Stryke up the banned.

ROTFLMFJJAO!!!!!

dman · 15 July 2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Stryke up the banned.

ROTGDFFLMFAO!!

Rockrolex · 15 July 2005, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Stryke up the banned.

Just great, Adrian.

alpet · 15 July 2005, 10:17 AM

I might as well...........Stryke a pose myself...

dman · 15 July 2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by alpet

I might as well...........Stryke a pose myself...

Was that part of the muscle building or brain exercise?

JJ Irani · 15 July 2005, 06:06 PM

This post is too funny.....strike me dead!! LOL!

padi56 · 15 July 2005, 09:08 PM

Well done Adrian.

15 July 2005, 09:39 PM

John, if you are only using H-pattern technique with your engine wash, you are far behind those that are using the more advanced M-pattern technique. How far behind, I think about 5 steps behind (I, J, K, L, then M - that's 5).

The M-pattern has the added benefit of working more flab off your chest so you can take more pictures of yourself posing to paste all over a certain internet forum.........

alpet · 15 July 2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Avalon

John, if you are only using H-pattern technique with your engine wash, you are far behind those that are using the more advanced M-pattern technique. How far behind, I think about 5 steps behind (I, J, K, L, then M - that's 5). .

LOL!!!!!!!!!

15 July 2005, 10:20 PM

I only use the M pattern on BMWs.

14 July 2005, 11:33 PM	#1
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	I'm too sexy for my job... Okay, so I was in Canadian Tire and decided to change careers. I bought some car wax and a power washer and now I am happy to brag that I am the most expensive auto detailer in town. Yep, I charge $1,000 per car, but hey, people feel better about themselves if they pay more for what is essentially a $20 job. If they pay more, they figure they're getting more (but they're not). I pay illegal immigrants $1 a day to help me out, and I pocket the rest of the proceeds so I can pay for my lavish lifestyle. I just bought a used Mercedes S class cuz I wannabe perceived as a successful business man. I think people who buy used luxury cars are wannabe posers, but hey… who said my rules have to apply to me, right? So with all this money I’m making, I buy only the best watches, wear the best clothing, eat the best food (and lots of it cuz I like flexing my fat to people for ‘intimidation purposes’) and I bought my wife the best boobs money can buy. What can I say? I'm the best! Yep, I’m a big shot now. Sorry though, I can’t hire any of you guys… you may leak my corporate secrets to other detailers and then I’d have to ban you from my premises. BTW, I also like to lie to people's faces, particularly those who can be baffled by the constant BS I spew about my technical abilities on a computer. Ain’t life grand? Last edited by Atomic; 28 July 2005 at 01:38 AM..

15 July 2005, 12:05 AM	#3
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15 July 2005, 12:10 AM	#4
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15 July 2005, 03:08 AM	#5
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15 July 2005, 03:09 AM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	moved as far north as possible __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

14 July 2005, 11:58 PM	#2
alpet Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Alex Location: New York Watch: me carefully Posts: 377	Who is............. Dang, I dont remember the name....

15 July 2005, 03:38 AM	#10
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Stryke up the banned. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

15 July 2005, 03:41 AM	#11
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	I hope this business doesn't strike out.

15 July 2005, 10:17 AM	#15
alpet Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Alex Location: New York Watch: me carefully Posts: 377	I might as well...........Stryke a pose myself...

15 July 2005, 06:06 PM	#17
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	This post is too funny.....strike me dead!! LOL! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 July 2005, 09:08 PM	#18
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Well done Adrian. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 July 2005, 09:39 PM	#19
---- Guest Posts: n/a	John, if you are only using H-pattern technique with your engine wash, you are far behind those that are using the more advanced M-pattern technique. How far behind, I think about 5 steps behind (I, J, K, L, then M - that's 5). The M-pattern has the added benefit of working more flab off your chest so you can take more pictures of yourself posing to paste all over a certain internet forum.........

15 July 2005, 10:20 PM	#21
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	I only use the M pattern on BMWs.

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