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JF23 · 11 September 2008, 12:14 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

meloncap78 · 11 September 2008, 02:54 AM

ratae1950 · 11 September 2008, 03:11 AM

Rofl!

JJ Irani · 12 September 2008, 06:11 PM

swatty · 12 September 2008, 07:54 PM

ROLEX MAN · 13 September 2008, 11:04 AM

good one!

TDH · 13 September 2008, 08:28 PM

DDastady · 15 September 2008, 02:55 PM

jasonbellevue · 15 September 2008, 03:50 PM

Ashley · 15 September 2008, 04:53 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 January 2009, 07:20 AM

Really, really, sick!

11 September 2008, 12:14 AM	#1
JF23 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S Florida Posts: 1,899	I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

11 September 2008, 03:11 AM	#3
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Rofl! __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

12 September 2008, 06:11 PM	#4
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13 September 2008, 11:04 AM	#6
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19 January 2009, 07:20 AM	#11
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	Really, really, sick! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

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